'That'll be chocolate'

my mate came out with a beauty one night in the pub; his hands had developed a strange peeling skin affliction and he was heard to say "look at my thumb, it's like a blind cobbler's cock" made me laugh for hours.

My daughter coined "eyelips" and "eyebrowns" when she was little.
I've always chuckled at her mishearing the word for a small crown type headpiece. And referring to a lady with a Chihuahua on her head.