need to make a fancy dress outfit of what i have in the wardrode….

so far i have

a military beret
a leather jacket
some skinny jeans
cowboy guns
a blonde wig (maybe)
a leopard print scarf
swedish tank drivers hat

my normal clothes?

so far i have thought hair metal – the only problem being that this is a night out in cardiff – they might not realise im in fancy dress.

what would you do?

skinny jeans, blond wig, leopard print scaft? Are you Rod Stewart?

Wrap yourself in bog roll, and go as an Egyptian Mummy

overcaot with frying pan tied round waist covering bits………………………."flash in the pan"

white sheet cut into shape and stitched get arty with a bottle of tomato sauce

hey presto you are a…

sanitary towel.

my mate went as one to his mothers fancy dress party, it went down really well!!!

Put on a trenchcoat.
Get to CENTRE of party, gather crowd round.
Drop trenchcoat to reveal nothing but a pair of shreddies (*clean advised)
wait for the gasps to die down.
What have you come as ?
I'm a premature ejaculation – I've come in my pants …….

Come the glorious day brother

Or……paint your self red/black (as preference dictates) fill your mouth with custard and go as a zit!

What's red, white and fluffy and sits in a tree?

A sanitary owl.

I once dressed as Gene Symonds from Kiss

some leopard skin leggings from TK Maxx
leather jacket
blonde fancy dress wig sprayed black with a can of spray paint
black and white makeup

it was awesome

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Punchline fans:

Deep in Despair?

F***in disgusted?

I got quite a few giggles a little while ago for the sh1ttest costume ever:

Normal clothes, small black plastic plant pot on head, bin liner tied round neck as a cape: Darth Vader.

Sounds like you only need a comedy 'tache to go with any of the above and you're almost one of the Village People….

Use the guns, wear the leather jacket and scalf, cut the bum patches out the skinny jeans.

Who are you:

A guy from Broke Back mountain