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1. JoeBones - Member

   I just love her,

   

   That is all!

   Posted 2 years ago #
2. mrmichaelwright - Member

   hands off, she's mine

   and it's Fergie off've black eyed peas so people know when the mods change it to a pic of chipps's arse or something

   Posted 2 years ago #
3. mundiesmiester - Member

   CHAVTASTIC choice!!!!!!

   This is really your sort of womin

   

   Posted 2 years ago #
4. Pigface - Member

   Always had a thing for her but my mate labeled her a Kappa Slapper, made me laugh.

   Posted 2 years ago #
5. samuri - Member

   she's all yours mate. Normally I'm not that fussy but she does nothing for me.

   Posted 2 years ago #
6. JoeBones - Member

   She has a great arse

   Posted 2 years ago #
7. jackthedog - Member

   She weed herself on stage once. Incontinence is such a turn off for me. Though I'll bet it works for a few on here.

   Posted 2 years ago #
8. JoeBones - Member

   Was it a sex wee?

   Posted 2 years ago #
9. rOcKeTdOg - Member

   Oh dear, she's awful

   Posted 2 years ago #
10. JoeBones - Member

    You are no oil paintng yoursel RD

    Posted 2 years ago #
11. Bagstard - Member

    Love the shorts, they would clash fantastically with my purple tartan Nike Air Morgan's.I've been told I have the arse for them too!

    Posted 2 years ago #
12. IanMunro - Member

    No idea who she is, but I imagine if you find blow up dolls sexy, she's great!

    Posted 2 years ago #
13. mrmichaelwright - Member

    most of her attractiveness to me is in the attitude/general sass

    sex dolls don't fight back

    Posted 2 years ago #
14. carlosg - Member

    Looks like she got punched in the mouth!

    Apart from that she looks ok to me.

    Posted 2 years ago #
15. mrmichaelwright - Member

    in a less 'ghetto' stylee:

    

    Posted 2 years ago #
16. singletrackhor - Member

    before the face sculpting and implants, she was ok.

    that pic looks like shes been in a windtunnel for a week

    Posted 2 years ago #
17. Pigface - Member

    Are we talking about the Versace woman or Fergie?

    I am talking about Fergie

    Posted 2 years ago #
18. JoeBones - Member

    I would'nt mind yoddling up her tunnell!

    Posted 2 years ago #
19. singletrackhor - Member

    fergie i was typing about

    shes yours joe

    Posted 2 years ago #
20. jabbathehut - Member

    you cant polish a turd....FACT!!

    Posted 2 years ago #
21. mudsux - Member

    she has a certain mucky quality which would form the basis for any lasting and meaningful relationship.

    Posted 2 years ago #
22. mrmichaelwright - Member

    mudsux - my reasoning completely

    Posted 2 years ago #
23. BigDummy - Member

    

    Her attractiveness varies spectacularly with how/whether she's been done up for a picture. I suspect, like Britney Spears, she is good but not fabulous looking and a very good canvass for stylists.

    Posted 2 years ago #
24. Aristotle - Member

    Joebones, if your standards are that low then you could be in luck in the rougher parts of any town in the UK.

    Posted 2 years ago #
25. mudsux - Member

    Yes. I loved the hidden message in her tower of london song.
    She can personally award me some brown wings anyday.

    Posted 2 years ago #
26. mrmichaelwright - Member

    you'd like to put your junk in her trunk?

    i'll stop now

    Posted 2 years ago #
27. heresjonny - Member

    She is on my guilty like list I know I should'nt but do.

    Posted 2 years ago #
28. lobby_dosser - Member

    jabbathehut - Member
    you cant polish a turd....FACT!!

    Agreed, but you can roll it in glitter.

    Posted 2 years ago #
29. BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

    You can say what you like about Silvio Berlusconi, he knows how to pick his cabinet ministers - Mara Carfagna, Italian Minister for Equal Opportunities

    

    

    Posted 2 years ago #
30. NagsNog - Inactive

    

    Posted 2 years ago #
31. bruneep - Member

    jabbathehut - Member

    you cant polish a turd....FACT!!

    Oh but....

    You can polish a turd....FACT!!

    

    Posted 2 years ago #
32. JoeBones - Member

    Brilliant!

    Posted 2 years ago #
33. samuri - Member

    That skittles poster is a nice picture.

    Romantic, like.

    Posted 2 years ago #
34. muddy_bum - Member

    Wasn't the original skittles tag line:

    "Skittles.... Chewy in the middle.."

    Posted 2 years ago #
35. aphex_2k - Member

    No, Skittles don't go gooey in the hand.

    Posted 2 years ago #

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