http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-17354374

good to see his boss milked it for all it’s worth 🙂

he was told it was no use crying over spilt milk.

cheesey.

I don’t know what the fuss is about, I’ve just been up there and the place is desserted.

Which is just as well; getting stuck behind that might make you latte for work. Which would be a trifle inconvenient.

I bet he creamed his jeans.

Wait,

Exploding cream near Douglas?

Is he ok?

What’s the condensed version of the story?

Has the spilt milk evaporated now?

Cougar; using more than one cream-themed joke has spoilt it for the rest of us.You deserved some punishment, perhaps a good whipping.

You deserved some punishment

I think that’s a trifle excessive, don’t you?

This little mishap interrupted my drive home along the M77 a couple of years back. Interestingly inconvenienced commuters were quite happy to much in with the clear up, although mindful of health and safety they sensible on helped with bottles that weren’t broken

It doesn’t look like it’s that rare – there’s loads of it.

jon1973 – Member

You deserved some punishment

I think that’s a trifle excessive, don’t you?

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Nothing to see here, I will just choux you and your input away.

So Cougar shouldn’t be Müllered then?

I bet that will leave a sour taste in his mouth.

Have they had to close the road? Operate a one-whey system perhaps?

I was trying to think whey pun. Too lait.

The amazing sights that go pasteurise whilst driving (the oldies are the best)!

The amazing sights that go pasteurise whilst driving

I think it was just up to his shoulders, tbh.

(even older).

Is this a bit like crashing the yogurt truck?

what a clot the driver was – is he in police custardy ?