NO it’s anot a fixie your dimwit little keyboarded face mop hair teenager…
If it was (were as I still waiting for someone to give em a rule to apply on this one) a fixie don’t you think the pedal would spin while I am pushing it through the station?
Don’t you foucking thing that I’ll have something looking like a bmx cog on the rear rather than a cog wit spacers on a 7 speed freewheel…
And don’t you think I’ll get shorter crank as I already spend too much time grinding those in roundabout.

So FFS take you idiotic spoty face out of your spineless ass and
Learn to be polite first AND NOT TO ASK BLOODY STOOPID QUESTION ABOUT BIKE just because one of your tweet wearing emo friend told you about stuff they dont understand.

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

And breathe…

blimey

you’ll be lucky to pull grannies with that kind of attitude.

You remind me of one of those annoying people on big brother, you know the one everyone thinks of as an annoying younger brother.

Kid: Ok. Mais Il y a combien de vitesses? Le velo de mon papa a 30000 vitesses. Et donc il est plus vite que vous.

Cyclist: Oui, tu as raison Gaston. Mais tu est un coin.

Gary thanks for that 😉
But the LAST thing I want when I am going to work is someone annoying me about some fashion statement they have seen in a magazine, specialy if they are being impolite.

What a prick.

Petit dejeuner? Non, je voudrais le grand dejeuner.

mugsys un coin 😉

Mais tu est un coin.

“But you is an area”…?

T’es un con 🙂

parlez vous anglais?

Why is that impolite? He’s expressing an interest in bicycles FFS.

Well done on your reasoned and well-considered response. Although to be honest I doubt you actually said it, it probably occurred to you 5 minutes later. 🙄

Un rant du choix, juan! Chapeau!

And don’t you think I’ll get shorter crank as I already spend too much time grinding those in roundabout.

So did the guy have a tape measure with him?

Lets hope you haven’t left him thinking all cyclists are arrogant cocks.

tweet wearing emo friend

What is tweet?

CFH thank I knew people with taste would appreciate that 😉

Lets hope you haven’t left him thinking all cyclists are arrogant cocks.

Nope only roadies… But I guess he already knew that has he probably was a rad dude bmxer…

it probably occurred to you 5 minutes later.

ahh, l’esprit de l’escalier!

Haven’t heard that expression before Stoner, but it’s a corker! 🙂

afraid you lose rant points against spelling and grammer as i have come to expect it.. 🙂

‘were’

i fort ‘excuses moi’ was quite polite.

Lets hope you haven’t left him thinking all cyclists are arrogant cocks.

Although all cyclists are arrogant cocks.

Nope only roadies.

You really are digging a big hole for yourself aren’t you. What an asshole.

Let me get this right, guy comes up to you, shows an interest in your bike, asks a couple of questions, doesn’t know the technicalities of a fixie, dares to be wrong in front of such a font of knowledge, you spit the dummy.

Foxyboy REALLY REALLY needs to meet that cute Madememoiselle to relieve his stress.. 😉

soob yup you are right, although I though rant were supposed to be have poor spelling. To be fair the first thing that jump to my mind was “does it look like a fixie to you you plonker”. The second was to remain calm and grunt a vague no and walk away. Commuting time is not for happiness or civilities… I though all brits would understand that**

** From the marvelous book “rules Britannica”

Mr A – it is indeed a great phrase for which we unfortunately dont have an English equivalent.

I find it most pertinent shortly after being told I’m riding on a footpath 🙂

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread24055.html#post762400

even if you were fixed juan, you could still get angry.

don’t you think the pedal would spin while I am pushing it through the station?

think you need to think about that a bit more….

Stoner, you need to have a handy all-purpose phrase ready to trot out. Try repeating what they’ve just said with the prefix “Your mum…”. e.g. “Your mum shouldn’t be riding on a footpath”, “Your mum should get some lights”

Although I’m dubious how well that would work on anyone over the age of 15…

LOL @ Mr_A …

Maybe he just looked at you rather than the bike and thought you looked like the type to ride a fixie.

dimwit little keyboarded face mop hair teenager

LOL!

So you actually grunted the “no” and saved the spew for us?
Thank heavens for STW

(and the ORS… Over Reaction Squad)

What’s wrong with

“Nah, mate, it’s a single speed”

Yup sorry to disappoint dez 😉

What’s wrong with

“Nah, mate, it’s a single speed”

Before 8h00 on the morning at central station… EVERYTHING…

por que le f*ck do i bother?

Maybe he was hitting on you, and you were too slow to take him up on the offer.

LOL@ Mr_A … Well that would have been way illegal 😀

aaahhhh….l’esprit de l’escargot

lol

Wow, what a cock you are.