The thing is though bigyin, I like going out riding. The Belmont descent is my favourite local downhill.
But if someone said “Hey Binners. We’ve taken the first 100 yards of the Belmont descent, not the rest, just the first 100 yards, and we’ve floated it out to sea. Quite a way out to sea, as it happens. It’ll take us half a day to get to it by boat, then you’ll have to climb up it with your bike on your back – but… do you fancy it?”
Nah – I think I’ll go to the pub instead actually