often the uncognescenti mistake the long range fuel tanks of single speeders for adipose tissue…

I may have to adapt/adopt that for a t-shirt.

“What’s the point of a lifetime warranty?”
I’m not sure, the shop I bought my frame from said its lifetime was probably up inside of 3 years old when the rocker link snapped. yet, the shock/brain have a 5 year warranty? Specialized replaced the rockers anyway so a non issue, for now ..