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  • Dammit, even the Postman was preferable…
  • Stoner
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    …to that numerically challenged **** Balls.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12242397

    Pushed, stabbed, fell or jumped?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Crikey.

    He seemed to be a pretty decent egg to me, but then I suspect the Balls Evil Empire (TM) were out to get him ever since he got the job “that numerically challenged **** Balls” of the excessive blinking had coveted for so long.

    Jumped, I say, but mainly because someone must have had something on him.

    rkk01
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    Chancellor / Shadow Chancellor

    One of the posts that definately requires some intellectual clout

    🙁 🙁 🙁

    deadlydarcy
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    Balls? LOLcarpetz.

    Johnson never looked comfortable in there though did he? The treasury isn’t really his thing. He missed countless opportunities to nail the everything-challenged-apart-from-ever-having-to-do-a-day’s-work-to-pay-the-bills fool that’s doing the job for real.

    One of the posts that definately requires some intellectual clout

    Of which Johnson has plenty. The tories however would seem to disagree with you.

    MrWoppit
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    Farewell, Grommit. A nation mourns… 😆

    TandemJeremy
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    So what has he been upto? Resigning for personal / family reasons my arse

    nickc
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    TJ’s right, look for the headlines in this week’s Sundays

    Stoner
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    So what has he been upto?

    gaffing mainly. Which is a pity.
    It’s also a pity he didnt have the “balls” to stand for leader too.

    the shit will stick to ed though for putting him in the brief in the first place.

    EDIT:

    So what has he been upto?

    inappropriate pussy pulling?

    kimbers
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    1)swiss bank account dodginess?
    2)expenses dodginess
    3)having an affair
    4)having an affair with yvette cooperand blackmailed by balls
    5)cant be arsed

    Stoner
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    4)having an affair with yvette cooperand blackmailed by balls

    a cuckolded balls is a lovely vision 🙂

    cant help but wonder to whom her boyish good looks would be an attraction though 🙂

    project
    Free Member

    TandemJeremy – Member
    So what has he been upto? Resigning for personal / family reasons my arse

    Posted 22 minutes ago #

    Hes going to set up a newly privatised care home for aged mountainbikers. 😀

    Stoner
    Free Member

    hahah
    that’s a lot of wee to mop up.

    allthepies
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    cant help but wonder to whom her boyish good looks would be an attraction though

    Somewhere in Edinburgh an Englishman is nursing a semi.

    Stoner
    Free Member

    snorrrfffhhhhchchhchch

    muscadet all over the keyboard 🙂

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Where do I send the bill for cleaning Hook Norton out of my laptop keyboard?

    😆

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    quick, delete that picture before there’s a tweed jacket / spaff interface.

    futonrivercrossing
    Free Member

    I’ve never heard it called ‘muscadet’ before 😉

    druidh
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    [img]http://latestcelebritygossips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/daniel_radcliffe_gay.jpg[/img]

    Separated at birth?

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    I’ve never heard it called ‘muscadet’ before

    😯

    mikewsmith
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    best quote of the day on the radio
    George Osborn will have his hands full with (Ed) Balls

    noteeth
    Free Member

    Who cares about the shadow treasury sideshow?

    When is Andrew Lansley going to be removed for talking spurious BS? – that’s what I wanna know.

    allthepies
    Free Member

    Where do I send the bill for cleaning Hook Norton out of my laptop keyboard?

    I’ll buy you a beer up in London town sometime CFH.

    Stoner
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    Guido might have the scoop:

    http://order-order.com/2011/01/20/balls-spad-outed-alan-johnsons-family-problems/

    Alan Johnson’s suspected affair with a civil servant was widely rumoured around Westminster, it was the reason that people believed that he had not run for leader. The story was kept out of the papers – until now.

    This evening Guido sources are pointing the finger at Alex Belardinelli, Special Adviser to Ed Balls, as the person who has been making inquiries into Alan Johnson’s private life. Shadow Cabinet sources say they believe the Sunday Times has the story and Ed Miliband himself believes that Ed Balls’ people have had a hand in the story getting out. Balls chose his moment well, a series of gaffes by Alan Johnson had left him politically weakened.

    Balls really is a venomous little turd.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    i reckon balls set up a honey trap after all
    maybe using someone less harry potterlike than his own missus

    kimbers
    Full Member

    10 o’clock show just said it was johnsons missus having an affair with his bodyguard?

    as much as i love for that guido to be wrong (id say hes more offensive than balls!) im surprised if hes not got better info

    Elfinsafety
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    Lifer
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    The loss of Johnson is a blow to the Blairites in the Labour Party, which is good news. Wonder how many more will leave to become advisors for the Conservatives?

    cranberry
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    MrWoppit
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    The loss of Johnson is a blow to the Blairites in the Labour Party, which is good news.

    Indeed. Makes them even more unelectable.

    PJM1974
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    Johnson was the only one of the post-Mowlam Labour crowd I actually liked.

    I have even less respect for Ed Balls than I do for George Osborne.

    CharlieMungus
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    The loss of Johnson is a blow to the Blairites

    Yes, after a blow like that Balls wont be able to do much for a while.

    tum-ti-tum

    PJM1974
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    The loss of Johnson is a blow to the Blairites in the Labour Party, which is good news. Wonder how many more will leave to become advisors for the Conservatives?

    The problem is that there’s no difference these days. A good news day for it all to break too, given that Blair will be lying his face off right about now.

    ernie_lynch
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    Mr Woppit – Member

    The loss of Johnson is a blow to the Blairites in the Labour Party, which is good news.

    “Indeed. Makes them even more unelectable”.

    Yet again you prove how little you know Woppit.

    There is no evidence that the so-called “Blairites” are more popular with the electorate than the so-called “Brownites”. In the last few weeks of his premiership, Labour Party support under Tony Blair stood at 27% with the Tories on 36% and the LibDem on 22%

    Labour slumps to lowest poll rating since 1983

    In the general election under Gordon Brown’s leadership, despite Britain having just gone through an unprecedented economic crises, Labour polled 29% the Tories 36% and the LibDems 23%.

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