I found this hidden in another thread but thought it deserves its own – http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/british-guy-did-not-win-tour-de-france-200907271935/

The opening paragraphs:

"THE British cyclist who crossed the line first in Paris yesterday did not win the Tour de France, experts stressed last night.

Across Britain viewers cheered and shouted 'up yours you froggy bastards' as Mark Cavendish sprinted ahead of the pack, only to discover that he actually came 131st."

The race was won by some Spanish chap called Juan, or possibly 'Manuel'.

Not pistolero then 🙂

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