Vintage Mail Cycling Rage, great stuff!!!
Insurance is the Answer??
Of course it is! Then we can mow people down with impunity!! That’s all I ever wanted of course, the right to kill using a Bicycle without any financial comeback, and of course keeping my carbon footprint down…
We are of course all,in the eyes of most Mail Writers and readers, Pinko, lefty, tree hugging, liberal types with no regard for “common decency” or the rule of law…
Of course the paper/papers you read are all wrapped up with your personally identity and your view of the world, The mail is clearly for the kind of chap confured and angered by just about everything, don’t worry we’re on a long list of things that "Mail Man's" angry fist shaking shall be brought to bare on:
-Same Sex Marriage
-Gay Clergy
-Gay people in general
-Women Bishops
-Women drivers…. (Or just general Misogyny)
-Single Mothers
-Stay at home Dads
-Speed Cameras
-Foreigners (Or “Swarthy Types”)
-Muslims (Or “Islaams”)
-Europe (Nothing specifically about Europe, they just don’t like the continent as a whole)
-Immigration
-Teenagers (All of them for one reason or another)
-The Welsh
-The Scots
-The Irish
-The NHS
-Lax or ineffective Policing
-Excessive or over-intrusive Policing
-Texting
-Use of Slang
-The Middle classes
-The Upper classes
-The Working Classes
-The “work shy” benefit scrounging “Underclass”
-The concept of a Classless society
-People who don’t know their place in society
-The Moon
-The Stars
-The Sun (Big round Nuclear Bastard in the Sky)
-The Sun (National paper owned by the same Bastard who will soon own Sky)
-Wind farms
-Greenpeace
-Petrol prices
-Travellers
-Estate agents
-Tradesmen
Cyclists are somewhere behind all of that lot I reckon (Plus some others I’m sure), so they’ve got a fair few “Beefs” to sort out before they get to us…
