Girl I worked with asked why I used to get changed after my cycling commute, why not just cycle in my work clothes. ‘Because i come through a field and its muddy’ I replied. She then sat quietly and asked ‘should she get changed at work too as she has to drive through country lanes which are often muddy’.
Same girl in a meeting on saving money put her hand up to say she was saving money by sharpening pencils at both ends as you get more out if them.
A lad at a computer games shop I worked at was sent from the job centre to get some work experience. I asked him to alphabet a draw of games, he sat quietly for a few hours doing it, then declared he didn’t really know much of the alphabet so he stopped at J and did the rest in the order he thought was the best game.