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Crisps

  • 185 posts & 51 voices | Started 9 months ago by itstig | Latest reply from zippykona

Tags:

  • "I'm sad and hav'nt got a life either!&q
  • Are you really that bored/sad!?
  • Bradford's a dump
  • revolt against blue cheese & onion
  • shrimp TOSSERS
  • Smokey bacon flavour is the king!
  • you are ALL so wrong...
  • You are wrong
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  1. binners - Member

    They're pretty minging but they're no 'Nice n Spicy' Nic Nacs!

    *dry heaves*
    EDIT: beat me to it!

    Posted 9 months ago #
  2. higgo - Member

    Has anyone mentioned the unspeakable obscenity that is Pringles yet?

    Someone tried. But this is a crisp thread.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  3. bikebouy - Member

    What were those Bacon Fries things made of too... another ewe from me on that one, pongy ponk of large portions.

    Those "Squares" "crisps" are still available, on occasion MrsBouy takes them on picnics..

    Posted 9 months ago #
  4. davidrussell - Member

    scampi fries are awesome.

    i presume we wont go near pork scratchings?

    horrible things...

    Posted 9 months ago #
  5. davidrussell - Member

    discos are great too and they follow the STW-approved methodology of blue for salt and vinegar:

    Posted 9 months ago #
  6. santacoops - Member

    I made my own pork scratchings the other night from a pork belly. TASTYPIGSKINS!

    Posted 9 months ago #
  7. davidrussell - Member

    lets not confuse crackling with pork scratchings though! crackling is awesome where pork scratchings are wrong. i guess because crackling is hot/warm its acceptable.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  8. derek_starship - Member

    Who remembers the Smith's Horror Bags range?

    They had Fangs, Bones and Bats.

    And sausage and bean flavour KP Rancheros?

    Posted 9 months ago #
  9. Cougar - Member

    Who remembers the Smith's Horror Bags range?

    They had Fangs, Bones and Bats.

    Wow, yes, vaguely. I remember the packet certainly.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  10. derek_starship - Member

    Kid at our school had a peanut allergy. We used to make him play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels

    Cougar - that deserves a Ho Ho. That's funny. Was there an Epi-Pen available?

    If you are about 42 you will remember the Horror Bags range.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  11. bikebouy - Member

    Someone mentioned these earlier, couldn't see an image..

    Posted 9 months ago #
  12. GlitterGary - Member

    Has anyone had a Cheese Moment? Not strictly a crisp, I'll admit.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  13. Cougar - Member

    Cougar - that deserves a Ho Ho. That's funny. Was there an Epi-Pen available?

    Unsurprisingly, it was a joke, and didn't really happen.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  14. Cougar - Member

    (he was actually allergic to coffee cremes)

    Posted 9 months ago #
  15. Harry_the_Spider - Member

    I remember Horror Bags! Tuckshop-Tastic!

    Remember these tasty MoFos?

    Didn't taste of fish or contain any potato yet they called them Fish n Chips. Surreal.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  16. derek_starship - Member

    Unsurprisingly, it was a joke, and didn't really happen.

    I didn't think it was true Coug's - but it is a funny joke.

    It really is difficult to express oneself on a forum isn't it?

    Posted 9 months ago #
  17. Cougar - Member

    It really is difficult to express yourself on a forum isn't it?

    Yeah. It's not the first time I've wondered if someone's being serious in (somewhat foolishly) taking me seriously. They say a large percentage of communication is non-verbal; so on the Internet where you lose all the subtle nuances it's really easy to be taken the wrong way.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  18. Cougar - Member

    Tuckshop-Tastic!

    That reminds me of our tuckshop staple, Potato Puffs. 10p got you a bag containing mostly air; the savvy kids crushed up the bag before offering it around, so that it was impossible for someone to take more than a pinch of crisps.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  19. z1ppy - Member

    Lot of tosh being talked on this thread.... these are the one & only king.
    Walkers in Smoky bacon flavour, though Walkers C&O, RS or S&V are acceptable if the king is not available.

    All other crisp manufacturers are imposters.
    Doritos, kettle chips, expanded corn puff's are not crisps, all IMHO of course.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  20. monkfish - Member

    Agreed that Walkers take some beating but Smokey Bacon, that's down with their Roast Chicken as one to avoid.

    Now Prawn Cocktail and Worcester Sauce that's a different matter.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  21. derek_starship - Member

    Biz crisps - argh. Beaten to it by mf.

    Monkfish - may I illustrate your post!

    Posted 9 months ago #
  22. Harry_the_Spider - Member

    The whole North / South thing can be summed up with these.

    North.

    No nonsense. Rough and ready. Nothing to hide.

    South.

    Expensive. Poncy. Errr... foil wrapped.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  23. yossarian - Member

    blinkin hot

    my kids fave at the mo.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  24. binners - Member

    If you MUST do smokey bacon. And it's always a pretty desperate measure, then it has to be the Wheat Crunchie!

    Posted 9 months ago #
  25. anotherdeadhero - Member

    Has anyone had a Cheese Moment? Not strictly a crisp, I'll admit.

    I try to avoid them. I do wonder where they manage to get that much smegma from.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  26. Cougar - Member

    Oh, now. Wheat Crunchies. There's a prince amongst snacking, right there.

    You've picked the worst flavour, mind.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  27. derek_starship - Member

    Wheat Crunchies are ace. Worcester sauce flavour FTW.

    Are these the most oddly named?

    Posted 9 months ago #
  28. GlitterGary - Member

    anotherdeadhero - My thoughts exactly. I got through half a packet of Cheese Moments once, it is something I shall never forget. For all the wrong reasons.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  29. julianwilson - Member

    I love cheese and onion seabrooks fwiw, but not familiar with their wierder flavours. Are they really made with lard?

    Bobby's onion rings are dirty but soooooo moreish.

    Not too happy with food miles on crisps (it is surely no accident that KP and Walkers are located almost right in the centre of Engerland) cos you need a chuffin great lorry to move really not that much of them about. The walkers man also visits my local shop about 4 times a week for a shop that only ever has max 5 varieties of walkers products available, I dread to think how much driving he does for a few dozen boxes a day.

    These are made just a few miles away from us though.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

    Posted 9 months ago #
  30. redthunder - Member

    Posted 9 months ago #
  31. redthunder - Member

    The choice of champions

    Posted 9 months ago #
  32. GlitterGary - Member

    And we have a winner. When did they get rid of David Bowie on the Space Raiders packet?

    Posted 9 months ago #
  33. Angus Wells - Member

    They aren't crisps, but they are a saturated fat based snack and, therefore, I feel they warrant inclusion.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  34. GlitterGary - Member

    Angus - are they available to loot from Lidls?

    Posted 9 months ago #
  35. DezB - Member

    Nik Naks had the best adverts.
    Bill Plympton genius.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1hGAixvn9A

    Posted 9 months ago #

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