so was this the letter?
Dear Sirs
**** You **** you, **** your wife and **** (insert company name)
and your little dog too
I regret to inform you of my resignation, owning to the time and effort I will require to enable a Mr Ngugi in the release of $60m from a Nigerian account.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
some people brought much pleasure to my job, some when they arrived, others when they left.
over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met
It's not me, it's you
I just can't go on living this lie
in light of forthcoming allegations regarding myself, a hotel room, a quantity of dairlylea, and a former england captain, i wish to spare the firm any valuable publicity…
I'm sorry I've gone stir crazy, I'm going over the wall.
So long and thanks for all the fish
So long farewell, auf weidersehen good-bye
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long farewell, auf weidersehen adieu
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you
I would like to start by saying it's been an honour & a pleasure working with you all, but I'm not going to start lying just cos I'm off up the road
You can find yourself a lover/ you can make yourself a home/ you can want no other ever/ but it's never too late to be alone
We could have made such beautiful (insert nature of workplace's business) music together…
and now my friends I am going home to eat the wife and shag my dinner
Gone biking