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1. aleigh - Member

   Is it sexy to be one?!

   I have been told I am one....but don't you have to be over 40 to qualify?!

   Posted 1 year ago #
2. johnners - Member

   Maybe the lighting was unkind?

   Posted 1 year ago #
3. aleigh - Member

   I am 36 and this was at work....with no power-cut

   Posted 1 year ago #
4. TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR - Member

   Aint you got to be a bit of a slapper too?

   Posted 1 year ago #
5. Cougar - Member

   Better believe it, bee-atch.

   (-:

   Posted 1 year ago #
6. samuri - Member

   Sexy? I think so. But cougars are predatory. You might not see that as a compliment.

   What's a predatory older male called? Michael Douglas?
   I want to be one of them.

   Posted 1 year ago #
7. thejesmonddingo - Member

   aleigh,perhaps he was trying to suggest you should still be sexuallly active,because he'd like to?
   Ian

   Posted 1 year ago #
8. aleigh - Member

   Apparently being a slapper doesn't come into it

   Ian....ewwwww

   Posted 1 year ago #
9. allthepies - Member

   Applied to women of a certain age who seek male companionship.

   Posted 1 year ago #
10. yunki - Member

    I thought you had to be actively hunting fellas younger than yourself for sexycontacttime to be a cougar..

    there's only 3 blokes younger than you on here so you're probably asking the wrong crowd really...

    Posted 1 year ago #
11. aleigh - Member

    *trundles off to plenty of fish*

    Posted 1 year ago #
12. BigJohn - Member

    A cougar is a milf who goes after younger guys. What's not to like?

    Posted 1 year ago #
13. thejesmonddingo - Member

    Yeah,it's not always a nice thought.
    Ian

    Posted 1 year ago #
14. johnners - Member

    What's a predatory older male called?

    Just an ordinary bloke, afaik.

    Posted 1 year ago #
15. Cougar - Member

    See, this thread started well, but it's going downhill fast.

    Posted 1 year ago #
16. lipseal - Member

    We need various pictures please in various poses so that unbiased voting can take place, email in profile.

    Posted 1 year ago #
17. TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR - Member

    Talking of milf's & cougars - Courtney Cox looks rather lovely on the billboard adverts for said TV programme - and even more lovely when she whacks her dressing gown open whilst wearing white skimpies, causing lad on a bike to crash into a car.

    Posted 1 year ago #
18. aleigh - Member

    pics of moi....you have to be kidding!

    Posted 1 year ago #
19. bravohotel8er - Member

    30 something cougars are referred to as pumas AFAIK.

    By the way, I'm 31 so vital statistics on the back of a recent swimwear shot and all that please

    Posted 1 year ago #
20. aleigh - Member

    I am a puma, sounds good to me!

    Swimwear shot not available - stats though = petite

    Posted 1 year ago #
21. The Southern Yeti - Member

    Sorry aleigh you still fit firmly in the MILF demographic. Whilst not mutually exclusive from, and therefore not prohibitive of being part of, the predatory cougar family, you are at least 5 years off reaching cougar maturity.

    Posted 1 year ago #
22. thejesmonddingo - Member

    Aleigh,if only I was single and under 50 LOL.
    Ian

    Posted 1 year ago #
23. bravohotel8er - Member

    That's a good thing.

    You're through to the elimination stages.

    Posted 1 year ago #
24. thejesmonddingo - Member

    And that's a waist measurement.
    Ian

    Posted 1 year ago #
25. emsz - Member

    And the male equivalent is an ordinary bloke, but oh look; a not so flattering name for a women.

    *humphs off thread in a strop*

    Posted 1 year ago #
26. The Southern Yeti - Member

    I thought that said 'humps' for a second...

    Posted 1 year ago #
27. aleigh - Member

    Ian I bet you're a real catch

    TSY - it's aleigh

    Posted 1 year ago #
28. The Southern Yeti - Member

    As in alley? Or A Lee?

    Posted 1 year ago #
29. emsz - Member

    Your mind, yeti. You really need to get laid

    Posted 1 year ago #
30. Cougar - Member

    a not so flattering name

    What're you trying to say, like?

    Posted 1 year ago #
31. The Southern Yeti - Member

    It doesn't help I'm afraid... 'tis a curse.

    Posted 1 year ago #
32. emsz - Member

    Sorry Cougar. Forgot for a second about you. *kisses*

    Posted 1 year ago #
33. thejesmonddingo - Member

    yes,old fat and miserable,fortunately the wife is reasonably broadminded.
    ian

    Posted 1 year ago #
34. aleigh - Member

    alley

    men only have one track minds so being a cougar...sorry I mean a puma, should be quite easy!

    Posted 1 year ago #
35. Cougar - Member

    *blushes*
    *shuffles feet*

    Posted 1 year ago #

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