Corny names for chip shops

Round our way we have:

The Codfather

Mr. Chips

Captain Cod

What platitudinous names have your local purveyors of things fried?

*yawns*

Not a chip shop but in Mrs Grips’ home town there’s a Japanese restaurant called Fuji-yummy.

codraphenia
a.salt & battered

Sorry – has this been done before jamie?

Nah, just me being an arse really.

Mike Roe Chips (van, not shop but funny anyway)

OK, I’ll play. A quick perusal of the Yellow Pages reveals…

The Friary
The Frying Squad
Happy Haddock
Lightly Battered
Mike’s Plaice

There is a doner kebab van in Leeds called Jason’s Doner Van
😆

Once of the best I’ve seen was a chippy in the Rhondda Valley in Wales: A Fish Called Rhondda

mmmm, kebab

Abra-Kebab-ra!

There was one by us called the battered wife, but name changed after 2 weeks.

Crake Valley chippy,
Lakeland Continental
Chippy Bank

Barely worth typing out those ones

There’s a pet grooming parlour in Brighton called Doggy Fashion, which is appropriate, but not a chippie.

baldy squirt – other Sheffield faves

New Cod on the Block
Battersea Cod’s Home (now a chinese called Wok this Way)

There’s one in Belfast called For Cod and Ulster.

They do a ‘King Billy’s Family Feast’ for £16.90 😆

There’s a Hair Dressers in Coventry called Cutting Corners! 😯

Starchip Enterprise

In Bristol was a hairdresser with a great name: Curl up and dye

Dave Gorman has a Pun Street on his radio show…

Saw a catering and party-organizing van the other day.
Company was called Four Candles

Best hairdressers name must be Val Does Hair.

There is a hairdressers’ in Yeadon (near the airport) called Hairport.

And a guitar shop in Leeds (which is on the River Aire) called Aire Guitars. That one once won a Yellow Pages ‘Best business name’ competition.

In my village we have The King Fish Bar next to The King Hotel.

The chips are ‘king good

Quite proud to have The Frying Scotsman as my local.

In Bristol was a hairdresser with a great name: Curl up and dye

Blimey, there’s more than one. We have one in Caterham…

If we’re drifting off…there’s Beddy Buys in Bristol, and Fred Bear Carpets (featuring carpet laying by Walter Wall) in Exeter

In Bristol was a hairdresser with a great name: Curl up and dye

That joke is ancient mate. It was featured in the original Blues Brothers movie for a start.

The Cod Father, we have a Chinese near us called Swallow House too 😀

The battered friar.

Off topic there’s a fireplace shop called Grate Expectations

Also seen written on a builders van – Singh Bros (you’ve tried the cowboys, now try the Indians)

For Cod Sake in Cheltenham

For Cod Sake in Cheltenham

Shouldn’t that be For Cod’s Hake?

Ok so it’s a bit off topic but there’s a company in central Scotland that does open air BBQ’s, whole hogs etc,,

Their tag line is “the spit roast specialists”. Now that’s quite a mission statement!

Our local chippy is called “fishy business”……. 😳

something like ‘Phils yer tum Fish n Chips’

Our local chippy is called “fishy business”…….

Mine is Fishtastic…. 😐

Immortalised (for a few minutes at least) in the title of an excellent album by the Jazz Butcher