The car equivalent to this is a person in a 'souped-up' Corsa or similar, burning off from the lights in front of someone in an Aston etc. Then thinking 'yeah I done him'.
That can be a bit different though. Sometimes……
There was this bloke driving like he owned the place, (from Camberly Tescos towards Farnborough, past Sainsburys if you know it?) Hot hatch.
Me and Mrs PP are in our 1.6 Focus Estate. I pull up next to him at the lights and decide to see if I can get the jump on him. I'd let him go at the previous lights….
Anyone can press the loud pedal in a fast car, but it takes skill and concentration to get off the line fast. A lifetime spent driving slow cars has taught me this. 😉
So, I'm all ready and as soon as the lights even think about changing, I'm gone. No wheelspin, just a nice clean takeoff. I take the car to the limiter in the first couple of gears and he's waaaaaaaaay behind me. I caught him on the hop, just for fun. So, I've had my fun so back off at 60-ish mph (70 zone) and let him come hooning past.
Now,the roundabout at the end of the dual carrigeway leads onto the M3 or underneath it and back into Farnborough, and it's a fast left hander that I usually take in the right hand lane (This is correct according to the markings) so I can see right round it, and get the widest, smoothest, fastest line. He's way in front of me, and as I pull out, he turns into the corner.
Too fast! Waaaaay too fast.
So he backs off….
And we all know what happens when you lift off in a front drive car don't we children?
Yup. Lift off oversteer.
Oops
One way, then the other, then back again goes the rear end before spinning him into the grassy central reserve backwards, up the kerb, in a shower of turf and tyre smoke, everything. And we have a front row seat for all this. Nice. He comes to a rest as I get close, facing me directly.
EPIC FAIL
I know I shouldn't have done but I tooted, smiled and waved as I drove past, then broke out into fits of hysterics.
If you're gonna act the 'Big I Am', have the skill to back it up, or at least know when to give it up as a bad job.
Hehehehee….