My gf has recently bought herself an Audi and is little embarrassed about being referred to as “one of those Audi drivers”. As the typical STW member either drives an Audi estate or hates them, I thought I might get some funny suggestions.

Because Christmas is coming up, I’m going to get her some Audi-themed gifts. I was thinking of a baseball cap, matching jumper and golf glove.

Any other ideas? 😈

working set of indicators,

wing and rear view mirrors.

a copy of the highway code

exemption form from all road rules laws and speed limits,

a sence of humour

Clicky

A bottle of touch-up paint for when it gets keyed when she double parks, blocks someone in, parks on a cycle lane… .

A tattoo for her forehead “look at me”

Do they do toys for ladies with the Audi logo? If not have one specially painted. Or offer to pay for enhancement.

Or just send her a Dear John letter. If Madame bought one I’d go on strike until she sold it or divorced me.

Full face helmet
Brightly coloured full-suss with this weeks “industry standard” wheel size
Iphone mount for the stem / handle bars
Go pro with a gnarly script ready for any badly filmed youtube vid of their latest trail centre adventure

Well, as per my thread last week you could get her a nice sticker.

a disabled parking badge for her car?

Oh wait it’s an audi, you can use those spaces without one 8)

The matching Oris Audi Sport watch, obviously.

http://www.oris.ch/en/collections/oris-audi-sport

A bumper sticker saying “my other car would have been much better and cost me less”

Orange five?

A balaclava

Model version of the same car for the dashboard or mantelpiece?

Audi keyring? Audi baseball cap? Both are available from Audi main dealers at very reasonable prices.

You get her those things and she wont be your GF for much longer!

I dunno.. If I was given an orange for Christmas.. Well it’s better than a lump of coal!

A ‘my other car is a lotus 7’ bumper sticker?

mrsfry – Member
You get her those things and she wont be your GF for much longer!

Some cruel suggestions here! I think I’ll stick with an Audi hat.

Couple of gallons of fuel?
Can’t go wrong with that, surely.

Just make sure everyone stands well back when you throw the match in though.
🙂

One of these??

An independent emissions test ?

Damn, looking through and thinking we’ve had every joke apart from emissions and sadly beaten to that too.

How about a sticker that says, “I’m a unique Audi driver, I think golf is a sh!t sport” 🙂

A sticker saying “my other vehicle is a Santa Cruz”

A bonnet sticker in reversed text saying “If you can read this, you’re too close to my bumper”

A bonnet sticker saying “Get out my **** way, I’m in a hurry”

Box of tissues….Audi drivers are all onanists. Er, even the women maybe.

AUDI(ble) Books?

Oh hahaha. Orange five, sigh……..

Makes the water come alive!

A Skoda badge to replace the circles

The ability to not speed up to stupid mph then slam on when approaching a puddle and swerve onto oncoming traffic causing a another car to mount the kerb