this was posted on an email service I subscribe to – made me lol…
So, one of my chickens is being pecked quite a bit and has lost her tail feathers as a result. I looks up solutions on t'interweb and sees "Smear tail with vaseline liberally – they dont like the texture in their beaks and will cease pecking there".
First thing in the morning, out I goes to chicken shed, grab chicken and commence liberal smearing of vaseline to rear end, look up and see neighbour staring at me, hanging out washing. Me in dressing gown whispering "good girl, good girl".
My half-hearted nervous response of "It's for her own protection"
didnt go down well either. Ho hum.