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  • Census = Jedi?
  • JohnClimber
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    So, who’s going to claim to be a Jedi on the census form when it arrives through your door?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

    Rorschach
    Free Member

    😀

    CaptJon
    Free Member

    That is sooo 2001

    Trimix
    Free Member

    Oh, I thought this was a thread about bike skills 🙂

    Aparently not. Well we need a new religion, how about Singlespeed or 1×9 or 29 or Monkey sex etc etc.

    Im sure with the power of the interweb there will be much fun promoted. I did hear that they were not going to ask religion in this one, that was sometime ago, so I may be wrong.

    ernie_lynch
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    It is believed the majority of self-reported Jedi claimed the religion for their own amusement, to poke fun at the government…..

    Well I’m certainly going to do it…….I can’t wait – I’m really excited.

    I only wish I could see the faces of the government officials when they see my completed census form …… I bet they’ll be mortified ! Oh what a laugh.

    That’s hope though, that the bleeding-heart liberals and their so-called “human rights act” don’t let prisoners join in the fun – if you don’t want to do the time, then don’t do the crime……or something.

    MSP
    Full Member

    The Office of National Statistics revealed the total figure in a press release entitled “390,000 Jedis there are”

    Good on the ONS for not being uptight about it.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    i did it to poke fun at religion really, ill probably do it again too

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    Have to say I thought that was pretty sad, 7000 losers saying they are Jedis on the census form?

    Whoo-****ing-hooh, get back to your role playing games, you rebels.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    you say role playing like its a bad thing- you sir are a buffoon!

    therider
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    well i will put jedi, well thats face it at least we have see yoda on tv, so theres somthing to belive in, its better than all them sad gits beliving in a god! they have never seen/ dont belive in the facts ect,
    yoda is more real in god unless you belive the life of brian

    kennyp
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    Well I’ll definitely be putting Jedi because it’ll make me witty and cool and a wild, crazy rebel. If that doesn’t bring the government down I don’t know what will.

    emma82
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    You could all buy Jedi dressing gowns!!

    I might do it this time, who gives a toss about religion on these anymore

    Cougar
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    On reflection, I think I’ll be putting “no religion” then I don’t get counted when statistics say that “blah percentage of the UK have religious beliefs.”

    therider
    Free Member

    not really a rebal just not a racist, well lets face it wars are caused buy following a god! a god that dont agree with someone elses god, and it gose on from there

    amodicumofgnar
    Full Member

    Will there be Sith?

    jon1973
    Free Member

    Well I’m certainly going to do it…….I can’t wait – I’m really excited.

    You Jedi scum.

    D. Vader

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    i did it to poke fun at religion really, ill probably do it again too

    Absolutely. I bet the Archbishop of Canterbury will be reeling from such ridicule.

    Give it a few more censuses, and I’m sure religion will become something of the past.

    pedalhead
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    hmm yes do you think we can start the Sith backlash from here? I used to be a Jedi, but the bad guys have so much more fun…

    druidh
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    Cougar – Member
    On reflection, I think I’ll be putting “no religion” then I don’t get counted when statistics say that “blah percentage of the UK have religious beliefs.”

    That

    therider
    Free Member

    you ARE my father

    kennyp
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    Why not just put the truth for all the census questions? I know it’ll disappoint the conspiracy theorists out there, but it is just possible the census is carried out to help plan improvements for the country.

    RobHilton
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    hmm yes do you think we can start the Sith backlash from here? I used to be a Jedi, but the bad guys have so much more fun…

    Defnly!

    Adventure? Excitment? Rob craves these things.

    therider
    Free Member

    plan improvments and cost howmuch, this gov spends millions on every bit of crap it can think of, it will be the truth, religion is crap and evil so i wont be lieing

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    Cougar – Member
    On reflection, I think I’ll be putting “no religion” then I don’t get counted when statistics say that “blah percentage of the UK have religious beliefs.”

    He’s got it!

    therider – Member
    not really a rebal just not a racist, well lets face it wars are caused buy following a god! a god that dont agree with someone elses god, and it gose on from there

    🙄

    Houns
    Full Member

    Pretty much what Al said in his first post… Are you 8 or what?

    senorj
    Full Member

    I’ve crossed over to the dark side now so it’ll have to be sith.

    Igmc.

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    it is just possible the census is carried out to help plan improvements for the country

    Rubbish. It’s so that the government can find out stuff about us…..so that they can force us to pay more taxes, or something.

    Or round up people in the event of civil unrest……..and then put them into special concentration camps which they have already prepared, probably.

    druidh
    Free Member

    Aye – but they need to know if the pre-prepared concentration camps are big enuff 🙄

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Rubbish. It’s so that the government can find out stuff about us…..so that they can force us to pay more taxes, or something.
    Or round up people in the event of civil unrest……..and then put them into special concentration camps which they have already prepared, probably.

    Really? You don’t think they might already have most of the info on various databases already? Possibly the only reason the census might give a more integrated picture is because most government IT projects over the last two decades are so badly thought out none of them can talk to one another.

    JohnClimber
    Free Member

    Not just me then?

    hels
    Free Member

    The Census is hugely significant for historical research, and should be done just on that basis.

    Not sure what will be made of the Jedi thing in a few hundred years !

    chrisbarr
    Free Member

    cynic-al – Member
    Have to say I thought that was pretty sad, 7000 losers saying they are Jedis on the census form?

    Whoo-****ing-hooh, get back to your role playing games, you rebels.

    Actually it was 390,000 – 4th most popular religion in England and Wales!

    JohnClimber
    Free Member

    Let’s push it to 3rd this year

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    android

    bawbag
    Free Member

    Nope, it’ll just count as another religious person in the UK. No religion campaign here.

    BigJohn
    Full Member

    I will not describe myself as an atheist because that means I am defining myself in terms of something I do not beleive to exist.

    I might as well describe myself as an apotterist. Because I don’t believe in Harry Potter either.

    Actually I do believe in God. Just like imagination, conscience and fear. You can’t deny they all exist – but just inside your head, nowhere else.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    we should stick with jedi or it will be like the competeing anticowell xmas number 1s last year

    druidh
    Free Member

    If you actually really care…

    http://www.humanism.org.uk/campaigns/census-2011

    nasher
    Free Member

    Will they put a welsh tick box on it this time?

    MrsToast
    Free Member

    Have to say I thought that was pretty sad, 7000 losers saying they are Jedis on the census form?

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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