What is Lance saying to Alberto??

You may beat me today but tonight I'M YOUR DADDY!!!

What say after this, you and me hit the showers and do a bit of the Tour de Lance?

Lance to contador "your mom was pretty good last night!"

You, me, a bottle of rum. one on one.
It could be magical. how about it bitch?

"Don't you hate it when people on the internet call it darkside?"

what tyres for the next stage?

Should have gone to Specsavers.

LOOK AT ME!, LOOK. AT. ME
I used to be great you know

"Suck my ball"

lol at Stoner

I love the wry smile come completely ignoring Armstrong, knowing look that Contador has going on there.

Contadors done well without really showing anything the past week, he's been keeping his powder dry very nicely. I have a feeling he may ignite the fuse this afternoon!

Lance to contador "your mom was pretty good last night!"

Contador to Lance .. Mom said she did not realise you were a sprinter she thought you had more endurance

me teef have fell out, you couldn't pick up em up for me son, could you.