after I eat I get a pain in my lower left abdomen (ie the other side from the appendix). Why?

splinter?

Kidney stone?

sounds like it could possibly be the worlds worst “unknown” disease, its killed an untold amount of people over an unmeasurable length of time. you may have days, hours or just minutes left to live.

Galloping dandruff.

Duodenal ulcer

Wind

Yer full of faeces

Botfly lavae

some of these suggestions are more credible than others

stop hoovering up your food you imbecile, if you can’t then I’m afraid you’ll have to eat underwater for the rest of your life, its the only option you have left apart from starvation.

Pregnant.

I’ve been pretty accurate with most of my diagnosis’ recently…

CATAIDS. Sorry.

It sounds like several things:

Kidney Choke

Stomach Bolshevism

Appendix Relocation

Tummy Tardation

Gut Reversal

Rampant Flange Distress.

Sorry…all are fatal.

Growing pains?

Phantom pregnancy?

brakeswithface – beat me to it, no idea what happened there. 🙂

you are John Hurt in Alien and I claim my £5 NHS Prescription voucher.

Pregnant.

Phantom pregnancy?

I believe that is what is know in the medical profession as a second opinion.

Looks like we have a diagnosis…..of sorts.

Congrats! 😀

does it move when you cough?

How exciting!

If you’re eating nails or razor blades, that could be your problem.

Does it hurt when you touch it ?

TSY is correct, CATAIDS is like the bad AIDS but worse 🙁

Sorry for the doomy diagnosis.

I think its what that scottish politician had.

George something.

Cough for me please….

I apologise for my cold hands

Thought of any names yet? 😀

…..should keep this thread running a bit longer!

If you’re eating nails or razor blades, that could be your problem.

So you think it could be my diet?