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  • Bunny boiler top trumps
  • allthepies
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8375577.stm

    "Andrews beat 39-year-old Mr Cressman with a cricket bat and stabbed him with a kitchen knife at their Fulham home on 17 September 2000.

    An Old Bailey jury decided by a majority of 11 to one that she killed the wealthy businessman in a jealous rage after he refused to marry her. "

    High scoring card there, reckon I win.

    steve-g
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    Bobbit – thread closed

    DezB
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    Jeez. And now she's out. On the streets. 😯

    IanMunro
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    Kent police said they were looking for the "vulnerable" 42-year-old

    Likely to stab and batter is clearly a definition of vulnerable I haven't come across before 🙂

    duckman
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    I am SURE I used to go out with her….I wonder if she ever lived in Dundee 😳

    cranberry
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    I love the modern huggy/feely times that we live in where we describe someone who battered her boyfriend with a cricket bat and repeatedly stabbed him with a knife as "vulnerable"

    Why not come out and say "she's a nucking futter"?

    jon1973
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    ..beat 39-year-old Mr Cressman with a cricket bat and stabbed him with a kitchen knife..

    ..and they put her in an open prision 🙄

    TheSouthernYeti
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    A woman bit off her boyfriend’s tongue after asking him for a kiss on his birthday, a court heard.
    Tracy Davies sank her teeth in after telling Mark Coghill that she loved him, a jury heard.

    Was all over the news earlier this year.

    bent_udder
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    Interesting couple of posts on Popbitch at the moment regarding her.

    PB also had the best ever description of STW: 'The Homes & Gardens of mountain bike mags'

    Well, made me laugh…

    MrsToast
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

    "I am in no way a violent person"

    Uh huh….

    Also a high scorer, I imagine.

    cranberry
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    MrsToast – you really should put a warning on that post before the link so that we men can cross our legs and give the boys a sense of safety before we go clicking.

    It brought a couple of lumps to my throat.

    DezB
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    tried to swallow it

    She sounds rather vulnerable

    jon1973
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    It brought a couple of lumps to my throat.

    It did to her as well, just before she spat them out.

    TandemJeremy
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    jon1973 – Member

    ..beat 39-year-old Mr Cressman with a cricket bat and stabbed him with a kitchen knife..

    ..and they put her in an open prision

    In preparation for her release which is due in a year or two after rigorous risk assessments as to her likelihood of being a danger to others.

    Moses
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    I've met a couple of murderers in open prisons; assessed as being little danger to others.

    So long as you don't jilt them at the altar.

    mudshark
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    Imagine being a previous boyfriend and hearing these stories.

    Getting involved with one in the future could be interesting for those who enjoy a bit of excitement in their lives.

    jon1973
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    In preparation for her release which is due in a year or two after rigorous risk assessments as to her likelihood of being a danger to others.

    Did those 'rigorous risk assessments' assess the risk of her escaping from an open prison, or just the risk to the public if she did?

    duckman
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    Moses,who on earth thought you were a suitable candidate for an open prison? 😀

    gohan
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    Andrews was wearing a black and white striped top,

    i thought they only wore black and white striped tops in cartoon prisons?

    Moses
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    Duckman – white collar crime is treated much too leniently, if you ask me.

    😯

    john_drummer
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    Andrews was wearing a black and white striped top,

    I know where she'll be.

    hiding among this lot:

    jobbyheid
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    This one's just a bit of fun really compared to all the murdering and mutilation.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6612529.stm

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