….What is the world coming to?

FFS!

Feed it to the baby Robin…..

Odd they didn’t give that Giant Cat story the front page instead, wonder if it’s related to the Flea Fair?

i blame binners.

Slow day then in the folkestone herald news room.
😉

When have the public executions been scheduled for ?.
Will it be broadcast live ?.
I do hope its not Pay per view.

Odd they didn’t give that Giant Cat story the front page instead, wonder if it’s related to the Flea Fair?

I think the giant cat belongs to the big chiefs.

I think the giant cat belongs to the big chiefs

No, thats the Fat Cat.

The Giant Cat is the transportation for the flee fair

wont somebody please think of the children

it went in a kids face that time!

You need medical treatment as well reading an out of date paper..August 25th

I always though that the pastry casing protected the filling from going off. I’ve eaten all manner of out of date sausage rolls and porky pies and survived.

A quick Google finds that there are around 500 calories in a sayers pasty. 500 calories for a toddlers lunch. Nice.

You need medical treatment as well reading an out of date paper..August 25th

It’s taken me this long to actually calm down enough to post the picture.

p.s I’m assuming you’re a pasty seller, bruneep?

I’m calling shenanigans on this story!!

There is no way that kid would even get a chance to get a bite of the pasty!

EDIT: Holy Cow… 99p Pasties!! I’d buy ’em even if they’re a week past the UBD!

The Folkestone Herald is just a one of the worst local papers around. You should be strung up for buying it.

Although was strange to see it on Singletrack, thought there weren’t any other forum dwellers from these parts……

You should give Jamie a hug 🙂

Strange, isn’t it, that the victim is clearly well-to-do (check out that wood cabinet and swanky red chair) and yet gives her son a bargain basement out-of-date pasty? Sounds like abuse to me…

Someone needs to think of the children and report this to Angry People in Local Newspapers!

too late!

Nice balanced meal, then!

3 days out of date would be the least of my worries!

What is it with Folkestone and pasties?
http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Hungry-man-pasties-trousers/story-11997198-detail/story.html
Peppered slices down your trousers cannot end well

Although was strange to see it on Singletrack, thought there weren’t any other forum dwellers from these parts……

There’s not. I shamelessly stole the pic from Reddit.

£55 for a boiler service unbelivable I must put my prices up..

You really can’t blame me for this one Phil. Not this time!

No pasty, or pie, or pretty much any pastry-based product, would ever have got within a mile of its sell-by-date if I’d have been around! 😉

Are we outraged because pasties are not allowed under the iDave regime?

BigJohn – As long as you just lick out the meaty inside you’ll be fine.

Good advice for life.

BigJohn – As long as you just lick out the meaty inside you’ll be fine.

I have the strangest boner right now.

You filthy boy, I won’t tell you the iDave approved way of eating sausage rolls then! 🙄

He looks suspiciously ginga…

How about the DD approved bodyfat percentage measurement method? That’s iDiet Lifestyle compliant.

I have the strangest boner right now.

Don’t worry, it doesn’t show.

Probably something to do with you blow drying your plums.
😉

Darcy – that ain’t far from how to eat a sausage roll IIRC. Do you have a simple method for measuring VO2 max?

Do you have a simple of measuring VO2 max?

Why, yes, I do…it involves getting you to breathe heavily…but I can’t write a technical description here for fear of a report…and the reporter is already contributing to this thread. 😉

Eh? How do you know? No one of any decent moral standing has posted here…

DD.

You’re a clumsy ole fella.

But we like you anyway.

😉

Eh? How do you know? No one of any decent moral standing has posted here

I consider that a slurr on DD’s personal morality.
Take it back you Bounder.
🙂

Famine in Somalia, scores of wounded massacred in Tripoli hospitals, we’re running out of oil and the best that the Folkestone Herald can do is report on a rogue pasty.

🙂

I blame the cuts.

Solo..i’ve reported your post for not blaming binners, expect to hear from the mods in a timely manner.

If he’d included an extra ‘n’ in there, the inference would have been that he was actually blaming me. Perhaps he mis-typed it Phil?

Edited: I really do feel like a right **** now 😀