Sits next to my desk BARKING At me as soon as I pick the phone up. If I even put a bit of food near my mouth its there barking at me. Seriously, Im a dog lover however I may cross over to the otherside of DOG ABUSE 👿

Don’t throw it in the canal.

The canals are full of rubbish as it is.

Jusy MTFU and tell your boss to move his stupid dog, so’s you can actually do some work, innit?

I find people usually take the hint when I wear the ear defenders from the workshop…

Sheesh, makes my dog look well behaved. It must be fed from the table

Is it “bring your dog to work day”? If not, why is there a dog in the office? I suspect sfbs option is probably best!

i bet it’s another westie isn’t it hora?
horrible yappy little tampons, those things.

Your foot. Its backside. Barking replaced with yelping.

If you touch your bosses dog I shall stamp on your neck. 😉

Wee on the floor and blame the dog.

Tell your boss.

If no success, choke chain and when you’re boss has had enough of that let him go.

Then choke chain the dog-show him who is boss.

Dumb owners.

If you touch your bosses dog I shall stamp on your neck.

Comedy classic! 😆

I would do….. but the dog is packing a blade 8)