Peter the cat is bringing moles in galore. My poor defenseless GF rescued one from the jaws of peter, only to have her little pinky shredded by the moles TEETH.

A – will she die
B – should i be worried
C – will it be quick
D – will it be painful
E – nowt to worry about?

PS he is a hat trick hero on the mole front today! Get in!!

best thread title for ages

she'll die one day, yes

I found myself in exactly the same postion as you yesterday, and it didnt even occur to me to worry about her 😳
For what its worth she's still alive, the daft cow 🙂

a – y
b – n
c – n
d – very
e – find the will..!!

Mole's bite would probably contain soil bacteria and worm corpse. Is she up to date on her tetanus jabs at the very least?

Did she kill the mole?

Can i borrow your cat! **** mole ruining my lawn at the moment!!

She'll become a weremole and every full moon will become irrational, cry for nothing, shout at you because use the wrong towel and swell up. If not every full moon at least every 28 days or so.

Lol @ Drac

I've never even seen a live mole, so I'm jealous.

I imagine the OP will be waking up to this by now…

Do moles make a good hamster substitute?

Yes – less duct tape is needed.

This is a magnificent thread. Thank you all. 🙂

this thread is useless without pictures

this thread is useless without pictures

Agreed!

Of the mole or the OPs gf?

this thread is useless without pictures

Agreed!

Of a gaffer taped, anally inserted mole?
Sicko's!

GRR!

my god his gf's turned into a mole…

how can she go out with nails like those ?

Good job only the nails have changed eh?

I wonder if it was a Russian mole….

would this help:

Tetanus update probably needed, depending when she last had a booster.