Buy MBUK and put a gopping sticker over the scratch?

(i)Sorry no touch up paint I’m afraid ;(

(ii)I just find it hard to believe they don’t have paint available.

So when they said they hav’nt got any you think they are lying and they have lots of pots of touch paint because they have taken an instant dislike to you and are taunting an effigy of you whilst sat around laughing maniacally like James Bond villains at your inante patheticness of wasting money on one of their overpriced inferior products.
Or maybe, just maybe they HAV’NT GOT ANY TOUCH UP PAINT.
M………………..T…………….F………………….U.
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You want a bike like mine:

No paint, only a thin coat of matt lacquer. I clean it with a scouring pad. Seriously. I’m even thinking about taking all the lacquer off, letting it rust, then lacquering it again.

Consider yourself off my Christmas card list Rorschach….

Or maybe, just maybe they HAV’NT GOT ANY TOUCH UP PAINT.

Couldn’t they just get a thimble from the production line and send it out to him? OH WAIT IT’S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.