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  • Bike tattoos: chainring marks
  • cynic-al
    Free Member

    Has anyone got a chainring mark on their calf as a tattoo?

    What size do folk go for?

    36/bash – “all mountain” – fad follower.
    42 – noob mountainbiker.
    46/48 – old school mountainbiker or rugged touring type.
    52 – proper roadie.
    53 proper sprinter or more likely TDF wannabe.

    donsimon
    Free Member

    Slow day?

    dufresneorama
    Free Member

    rugged touring type

    I was thinking about one a few years back…but since have spent all my money on bike stuff

    Phil_H
    Full Member

    It seems it’s a bit of a faux pas if you’re a roadie.

    Cat 5 tattoo

    RealMan
    Free Member

    If you have a cat 5 tattoo you suck. Got a mate who ends up with massive ones, take the piss out of him constantly for it.

    Also,

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    Well if it would wind up the roadies that’s even better.

    Yes Don, been off here for 3 weeks, have some catching up to do!

    ChunkyMTB
    Free Member

    How was the appraisal Al? And how cool is the Porsche museum 8)

    leggyblonde
    Free Member

    If you have a cat 5 tattoo you suck

    Are you american? It’s known as either a “4th cat mark” or “sportive marking” in this country 🙂

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    Not happened yet Bear…and yes it was easily the best of the 4!

    Are you thinking Lake Garda next year? Vosh told me I am in charge of planning…

    RealMan
    Free Member

    Are you american? It’s known as either a “4th cat mark” or “sportive marking” in this country

    I quite like 5th cat tattoo, it makes it sound worse.

    tracknicko
    Free Member

    its 4th you effin spooners. 4th 4th 4th.

    bloody 5th cat.

    ‘hey hank, can i get a 5th cat tat?’

    bah humbug. etc.

    flyingmonkeycorps
    Full Member

    Cat 5 you say?

    TheFlyingOx
    Full Member

    I assume all the “cat 4/5 tat wearers are teh n00bs” gang just run a single 54T ring up front?

    Bunch of chisellers 🙄

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Some people that ride bikes are so ‘vegan’.

    The ‘Cat 5’ tattoo… ‘The Rules’.. Jesus flipping Christ. Who gives a truck.

    My rules:

    Get out on your bike and have fun riding it.

    dirtygirlonabike
    Free Member

    My rules: Get out on your bike and have fun riding it.

    Should this not be: get out on your bike in pink and white see through lyrca and have fun riding it on your own as your friends don’t want to ride behind you? 😛

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    😆

    So my summer kit isn’t compatible with the Scottish definition of summer… get’s plenty of attention down here 😀

    I_Ache
    Free Member

    I was thinking about this today. If I were to get a chainring it wouldnt look right because my bike is 1×9 so would I be better off with a red rotor on my left leg?

    crazy-legs
    Full Member

    I’ve got a chainring tattoo in permanent scar tissue on my right calf, does that count?
    (bike landed on top of me in a crash about 15 years ago, chainring went into my leg. It was really rather painful).

    winston_dog
    Free Member

    Don’t need one.

    Everytime I go out on my road bike I get one for free.

    It can even last a few days if don’t wash it!

    binners
    Full Member

    Tattoos are just, like, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gay. Branding is where its at. Cattle style. MTFU!!! Choose a chainring, heat it up in a load of hot coals then slam it on your leg!!

    rondo101
    Free Member

    one of these?

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    rotor branding is better but only if you do it by accident, i can smell the burning from here

    nice beer too

    lunge
    Full Member

    I’ve got a rotor brand on the small of my back. I fell of going down a hill, the bike landed on top of me, I got branded.

    I also have a row of pin marks on the front of my shin, they look cool as well.

    I’m well gnarly me…

    Shred
    Free Member

    I’ve got the Noob Mountainbiker. First merida marathon I did in Selkirk. Didn’t even realise I had done it until I finished.

    ChunkyMTB
    Free Member

    cynic-al – Member

    Not happened yet Bear…and yes it was easily the best of the 4!

    Are you thinking Lake Garda next year? Vosh told me I am in charge of planning…

    Yep, Garda will be ace 8)

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    Cool. I’ll email round. I fancy a road tour there too.

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