Two guys riding along,come to a fork in the trail, ‘I fancy the low path’, ‘I’m going on the higher path says the second rider’. ‘OK we’ll meet up in the next village’.
They meet later, ‘how was your ride?’yeah I took the high path and wound through the woods, and came out into a beautiful meadow, full of wild flowers, I laid down in the long grass, and felt completely at one with nature, It was amazing, how about you’? ‘Well’, says the other rider, ‘I followed the path down, past a car breakers, round the back of an industrial estate, and came out beside a railway line, as I rode by I noticed a woman tied to the railway tracks, I quickly jumped over the fence, went down and untied her. We made love all afternoon,in every position you can think of, it was brilliant!’ ‘You lucky sod, did you get a B.J…’? ‘No, I couldn’t find the head’…