Found this today and it made me think of you lot.

It's got stuntpegs on it. Must be for showjumping!

That's neigh bad.

etc.

I believe the expression is "full of win". 😀

hot to trot!

snigger!

I think Sheldon just exploded?

I'd ride that as my mane bike.

Bit of a one trick pony though.

cool steed

there must be equestrian raised about the safety aspect…….

Which bike shop can I trot down to in order to pick one of these up?

What hooves for…

I know it was done on the hoof, but I have to rein you in on that picture.

Should be good on the bridalways…I'll get me coat

All these puns canter go on furlong.

Well as long as it's not his mane bike.

you guys blue me away with all these puns.

Nice saddle… no wait that's still applicable.

Whinny-a gonna stop with these lame jokes?
Honestly. It's a bit off.
You'll saddle yourselves with bad reputations.

I'm chomping at the bit to have a go on that.

Well as long as it's not his mane bike.

Depends what else is in his stable. He might have some right old nags.

I was having a discussion with a horsey type about the comparative merrits of riding horses and bikes in the mountains. I joked that at least I don't have to worry about feeding my bike, to which she countered that if my bike breaks down and leaves me stranded in the wilds I can't eat it either.

Bingo, best of both worlds.

Anyway, enough foaling around you lot

Could be good when it reins.

Champion

Hay, why don't we take a straw poll and find out in the mane whether people want to hoof out these jokes, or if they've become a stable of stw?

So long as we don't end up laughing ourselves hoarse…

Hay, why don't we take a straw poll and find out in the mane whether people want to hoof out these jokes, or if they've become a stable of stw?

I think you'll find a Gallup poll more conclusive.

(Yeah, OK, so I nicked that one but it was worth it).

What shoes for…

I thought Iron Horse had gone to the dogs?

Jesus, this is getting bad, no wonder people equine about these threads.

However she poses I just don't think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a good ride.

I don't wish to stirrup any bad feelings here, but really….that's enough now.
This thread needs put out to grass, and soon.
We're all jockeying for 'funniest punner' of STW, and someone's gonna end up in the knacker's yard.

(BTW, SJP has some lovely legs on her. Pure pedigree.)

I think you're flogging a dead horse Mike, no matter what you say these threads always come back.

Could need a fair bit of fetlocking to keep it in fine fettle.

I'll go now…

Hmmmm. Could be right, Tree.
Suppose I should tack it as read.

Must say I'm quite impressed with the de-livery of some of these lines. So much so that I'm filly respect for you guys.

On that note, I'll follow Drain's lead, and I'll get my colt.

It would be a right mare in the mud.

Can it reach the pedals?