Following on from the banana skin thread, what do you do to wipe your arse on the trail?
1 – Nothing as you enforce evacuation prior to set off
2 – Carry bog roll/wipes (what do you do with it? bag it, bury or decorate the surroundings?)
3 – Use natures gifts: Foliage, stones(my favorite), water(left hand Indian style).
4 – Some weird concoction from your pack involving banana skins, zip ties, gaffertape and spare tubes
5 – Public loos, as your are never far from the car park anyways.
6 – Ride on, Tour rider style, and sort it later….
I got taught the stone trick in Spain where its so dry there is no foliage or water. I was unconvinced until I tried it. Nothing too jagged or super smooth mind.