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1. don simon - Member

   More fibre?

   Posted 6 months ago #
2. The Southern Yeti - Member

   Are you Gillian McKeith?

   Posted 6 months ago #
3. don simon - Member

   Who?
   *Runs off to Google images*

   Posted 6 months ago #
4. ernie_lynch - Member

   It needs a polish.

   Posted 6 months ago #
5. bellerophon - Member

   don't you spell it 'jobbie'?

   very hot curry and beer is what you need....

   Posted 6 months ago #
6. don simon - Member

   Good luck ernie, the odds are against you.
   bellerophon, dunno mate.
   http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jobby
   I guess either works.

   Posted 6 months ago #
7. bellerophon - Member

   ha, everyday's a school day

   Posted 6 months ago #
8. schnullelieber - Member

   No. I'm not.
   Doctor tells me that if I'm eating enough fibre they should float. I've tried everything from porridge to veg to fruit to bouyancy aids but the little turds (and not so little some of them) still head straight to the bottom of the bowl like they're wearing little concrete booties.

   Posted 6 months ago #
9. The Southern Yeti - Member

   Sometimes I way myself pre and post my morning ablutions.

   My record weightloss stands at over 2 lb. Anything greater than 1 and I'm pretty chuffed.

   Posted 6 months ago #
10. knottie8 - Member

    only two pounds !

    Posted 6 months ago #
11. don simon - Member

    Apparently he is full of shi......

    Posted 6 months ago #
12. Rorschach - Member

    Given the amount jobby taked on here I'm amazed certain 'big hitters' hav'nt floated away into the ether due to weight loss.

    Posted 6 months ago #
13. ernie_lynch - Member

    Doctor tells me that if I'm eating enough fibre they should float.

    Well my black and white cat's turds are unsinkable. However many times I flush the toilet they just bob back up to the surface. And he doesn't eat any fibre.

    Posted 6 months ago #
14. The Southern Yeti - Member

    knottie - we need stats!

    Posted 6 months ago #
15. don simon - Member

    That's one hell of a toilet trained cat you've got there ernie. How long do you reckon before you'll get it to do its own flushing?

    Posted 6 months ago #
16. schnullelieber - Member

    Thanks for the tip Ernie.
    [Makes plans to stop by Sainsbury's and stock up on Whiskas]

    Posted 6 months ago #
17. ernie_lynch - Member

    No don simon, the little git occasionally craps in the bath, and no amount of hanging him upside down and screaming abuse into his face seems to stop him. He treats it like some sort of joke and strolls away completely unperturbed. I then have to dispose of the turd(s).

    Posted 6 months ago #
18. ton - Member

    mine are big, fiberous and hefty..........
    someone who shall remain unamed in my household leave little floaty rabbit dropping type things in the pot.

    Posted 6 months ago #
19. footflaps - Member

    My cats love Allbran for breakfast - no idea if their jobbies float or not....

    Posted 6 months ago #

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