jebus! my left side’s only there for symmetry and holding-things-until-the-right-hand-needs-it (non-puerile).
But, I offer up “Autistic Spelling” (I like to think of it as “Japanese no-mind”, but i can’t remember which film/book/myth i’ve stolen it from.)Should someone ask how something’s spelled, it’s far quicker to roll my eyes back, go blank and rattle off whatever the brain dictates – it’s pretty much always right. It’s the only way I can do maths too, and though it’s generally wrong, it’s near enough that I can reverse engineer the real answer.
I’ve no idea how this special power will save the world, unless maybe one day the fate of humanity rests upon how many esses there are in “lose” (pointed look at the populous of the internet)
conversely, a blunderbuss approach to punctuation and disregard for capital letters does me fine (pre-emptive)