Serious question…as ive lost the key to my bikelock and the mtb is rather redundant with a bloody great lock attached to it. The only way I can think to get rid of it is to take a set of bolt croppers to it. Anyone in Darlo/Richmond/Barney Castle area have a set can borrow for a short while?

Angle grinder usually works much better, battery operated if no access to power supply. Cut quite a few with mine, whilst one muppet operated attempt at a D-lock with our Clarke bolt croppers destroyed the jaws.