[Closed] Anyone else getting unwanted attention from the opposite sex at the mement?

Someone saying good morning isn't really an advance.

No.

Now please just shut up about your sexual attractiveness.

So is it the weather, uniform, or is there something about sweaty blokes working hard, digging?

Phwwoar

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Phwoarrr...

(Loving the 'I'm a sex god!' bragging thinly disguised as a plea for help, BTW 🙂 )

Come on..

Please tell me its the weather, water, Froome winning the Tour de France?

[edit] that pic sums it up very well,lol, whats the attraction?

Yep - and loving at as single too 😉

Gardener eh?

Clearly the female population is turning to the classics after exhausting their supply of 50 Shades filth.

three 'in your face' full on, approaches

Details, if you please. 😉

you'll have ti opt in with your isp if you want details...

'in your face'

You say?

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You'd need to be describing these "approaches" methinks.

Has sir considered investing in a shitty stick with which you could beat them away?

Only from my wife, but it's been like that for 23 years, I'm a mere shadow of the man I once was!!

Innuendo anyone?

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So, full-on, in your face could mean...

Wanton hussy: Hi Ski, fancy a coffee at mine?
Ski: Totally (whispers) damn, I think she fancies me.

or

Wanton hussy: Hi Ski, you're so hot and I need you now, you hot Ski you.
Ski: Totally (whispers) damn, I think she fancies me.

So, which was it?

A Facebook friend request isn't an advance, sorry.

I think the only attention I'd get would be unwarranted, I'm no oil painting.

what do you mean opposite sex? i did an open water race last week, was stood in my wetsuit chatting with freinds after finishing (it was in a local harbour so loads of tourists about), and was fully hit upon by a bloke. but i guess i should be flattered, i never used to look that good in a wetsuit!

Don't put yourself down, wwaswas. My mental image of you is a cross between Clark Gable, Pancho Villa and Jens Voigt. 😀

Now, I am no looker, happily married, and certainly not looking for any, well you know what?

Thats the issue - easy pickings with a slight challenge. Girls love a bit of innocent naivety as well, aka that schoolboyish, head down "you couldn't possibly be interested in me.." thing.

Is attention from the opposite sex ever "unwanted"?

Regardless of whether you are fugly or beautiful, single or married for 50 years, there is no denying that someone telling you they like you/fancy you/find you attractive leaves a warm glow and brightens your day.

[i]Clark Gable, Pancho Villa and Jens Voigt[/i]

Think The Parthenon, Stone Henge and Hadrians wall 😉

how many people wear uniforms digging holes???????

if i said to the lads on site you had to put your uniforms on and dig holes they would p*ss themselves laughing

www.uniformdating.com?

I do get more than what I consider my fair share of pretty young ladies smiling at me. Well, I say smiling, more of a guttural laugh really.

OP, maybe when I was young and beautiful - but not for many years!

Jesus no! Wouldn't mind but its never happened before so I'm not hopeful.

Not recently. Not since '88 when the now Mrs_d did a number on me 😉

hahahahahahaha god i wish. I look like yodas scrotum and to be honest if man/woman/donkey so much as showed a faint interest I'd be fanning myself and having an attack of vapours it's been that long*

* the time duration...not anything else!....that's like a small dormouse with a serious case of agoraphobia

😀

I used to work for my dad's roadworks company. I never got any advances from the opposite sex whilst digging holes...had plenty look down their noses at me in my dirty clothes though, maybe I needed somekind of uniform? 😀

EDIT: Maybe I wouldn't have left if I had been!

What's the job? Any vacancies?

real men are too fiercly virile to be able to be approached by ladyshapes

I've been driving a white van around for 4 days while we moved house.
You get *a lot* more attention from ladies when you're doing that. They all want a bad boy plumber I reckon. 😉

I've been driving a white van around for 4 days while we moved house.

That's a bit selfish of you. Could not have helped with the move?

I reckon there is something in that Samuri... I did the same a few years ago and it did seem to draw the eye of young women.

I think this is a case of White Van Syndrome. The moment you take the wheel of a white van your testosterone levels go through the roof and you start looking at every thing in a skirt. The skirt looks back at you with a WTF are you looking at you fugly git stare but in your testosterone fuelled state you mistake it for a come on.
The OP has a similar affliction caused by doing manly things outside whilst in uniform. We need a suitable acronym for this condition.

NIT? (Nob in transit)?

The day it happens to me is the day that place with all the fires and devils and things gets a nice covering of ice.

Just started a new job, working outside, in a work uniform and in the last two weeks I have had three 'in your face' full on, approaches from the opposite sex!

I. Hate. You. 👿

Toolbelts are where it's at.

[i] I look like yodas scrotum[/i]

Ooh, just my type 😉

Ah, Community Service eh?

Some ladies like a bad boy, think they can be the one to tame them and put them back on the straight-and-narrow (bit like blokes who dream of pulling the hooker and converting them to the one true love). It is community service isn't it? Manual work outside wearing a 'uniform'?!

When me and binners go out the lasses are like something out of Shaun of the Dead, thousands of them staggering towards us. Its crazy but hey thats what happens when you are two virile, mansexual-stallions 8)

Is is something to do with the perceived manual labour element; i.e. you're probably quite fit (unless you're one of the beer bellys leaning on a spade)
And also you *probably* earn more than if you worked at TESCO (unless you were a manager)

When me and binners go out the lasses are like something out of Shaun of the Dead

Terrified?

Hora in necrophilia confession... 😯

Ski seems to have gone missing

He's a sexual tyrannosaurus, and I'm a sexual hand grenade

Together we're a pair of dinosaurs who'll explode at a seconds notice

We also have helicopter gunships watching our backs manned by Swedish fembots in skinsuits.

(Goes and lies down to escape the cheesy headache)

(Goes and lies down to escape the cheesy head[s]ache[/s]shot)

🙂

In answer to the original question; I wish. 🙁

High five!

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^ that's actually a high-low 5 binners.. 😉

My 76 year old father was 'hit on' by a 20 year old young lady when he bought an ice cream in London last week. He's still recovering from the shock - what are some people thinking................

My 76 year old father was 'hit on' by a 20 year old young lady when he bought an ice cream in London last week. He's still recovering from the shock - what are some people thinking................

Sugar daddy, innit? 😀

Sorry, I am back.

I think I have worked it out, it seems to be weather related, does sunstroke effect judgment? 😉

It hammered it down today and not a single offer of company offered.

Ooh, just my type

I don't care Ski, Dezzy wants my body..I feel valued as person and even the wind in trees whispers his name " dezzzzz B" I may have also touched myself in my special secret place, whilst looking at his godlike visage on the "what do you look" thread

tazzy;

Maybe pre-empt the mods edit.

😯

How ironic that a man that looks like a freshly ****ed cock, is seeking to ban others making a daily effigy of him

oooo wwaswas...bad boy...left me out in the open you big cowardly custard!

some areas in Glasgow its just having a job that's the attraction