Hora in necrophilia confession... 😯
Ski seems to have gone missing
He's a sexual tyrannosaurus, and I'm a sexual hand grenade
Together we're a pair of dinosaurs who'll explode at a seconds notice
We also have helicopter gunships watching our backs manned by Swedish fembots in skinsuits.
(Goes and lies down to escape the cheesy headache)
(Goes and lies down to escape the cheesy head[s]ache[/s]shot)
🙂
In answer to the original question; I wish. 🙁
High five!
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^ that's actually a high-low 5 binners.. 😉
My 76 year old father was 'hit on' by a 20 year old young lady when he bought an ice cream in London last week. He's still recovering from the shock - what are some people thinking................
My 76 year old father was 'hit on' by a 20 year old young lady when he bought an ice cream in London last week. He's still recovering from the shock - what are some people thinking................
Sugar daddy, innit? 😀
Sorry, I am back.
I think I have worked it out, it seems to be weather related, does sunstroke effect judgment? 😉
It hammered it down today and not a single offer of company offered.
Ooh, just my type
I don't care Ski, Dezzy wants my body..I feel valued as person and even the wind in trees whispers his name " dezzzzz B" I may have also touched myself in my special secret place, whilst looking at his godlike visage on the "what do you look" thread
tazzy;
Maybe pre-empt the mods edit.
😯
How ironic that a man that looks like a freshly ****ed cock, is seeking to ban others making a daily effigy of him
oooo wwaswas...bad boy...left me out in the open you big cowardly custard!
some areas in Glasgow its just having a job that's the attraction
