Timothy Dowling has finally written something funny in his Guardian Weekend Magazine column.

Attributed to his children though, a game that I think could achieve excellent results given the depth of scatalogical humour we cultivate in here:

“Movie titles where the movie could be about the last poo you did”

His children have already come up with some starters:
“True Grit”
“Risky Business”
“His Dark Materials”
and his own inspired “Sideways”

But I think we can do better. Over to you.

Days of thunder.

Black Hawk Down

Sod it, I’m at work & bored, so here goes for a few more:

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
From Beyond (that’s an old 80’s horror film)
The Italian Job
We Dive At Dawn
Deliverance
Armaggeddon
Chicken Run (possibly Picolax related)
The Fast and the Furious

Dark star

The Crying Game.

For Your Eyes Only

Splash!

Gone with the Wind

The Thing

Big

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

The Grapes of Wrath

swiftly followed by:

There Will Be Blood

The Big Lebowski

Submarine

Brigit Jones Diary.

Oh, sorry, my mistake. That was just a crap film!

The Usual Suspects

Scream

Rocky

Downfall

Stuck on you

The Great Escape

Apocalypse Now

Heat

Alien

The Departed

The sound of music 😀

or maybe Enemy at the gates 😆

Titanic

Mary Poopins

with that TSY, I think we can move into puns and spoonerisms too 😉

Linda’s Shits

Towering Inferno

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle(head)s ?

Dirty Pretty Things

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre?

Pan’s Labyrinth

Bridget Jones’ DiaryDiarrhea

Black Rain*

* actually, that sounds a bit nasty!

Ring?

Flushed away.

Scream.

Panic Room

Monster

The Big Lebowski…

Hot Fuzz.