Normally share it with two others, they are both off today. The door is closed.

So far I’ve been singing, staring out of the window and surfing.

DW

I work at home – posting random shit on twitter relieves the boredom.

To easy 🙂

DW

+1

Sounds like you’re in a similar situation to this…

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_DNpTMKXk[/video]

It’s got to be said.

Knock one off into the waste paper basket?

Wipe you penis along the rim of the cup of you lest favourite college.

Have a poo in the bin at the same time as the DW

If I google ‘DW’ will I regret it?

TheBrick…..thats my favoured stealth retaliation when any of my colleagues irritate me. Gives a real sense of satisfaction inside.

A clue: The D is for Danger.

Yup, it would have to be a Number 3 😀

Come on, can we not get past masturbation and poo? Is that the full extent of our creativity?

ectoplasm?

or post a pic of your office, maybe we can come up with a skills course of some sort?

I know it’s a fanciful idea, but how about doing some work you lazy git?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxaHQYRFmwc[/video]

Please please please plase please do NOT come back and tell us about it

Mastiles, please tell me that’s available on a T-shirt!

?

Build a bike sculpture out of bits that are lying around the office. Then take a photo of yourself sitting on it.

Mastiles, please tell me that’s available on a T-shirt!

I wish it was and I immediately thought it should be 🙂 (I just did that quickly in Photoshop)

I think I may have to get some printed up 🙂

I know it’s a fanciful idea, but how about doing some work you lazy git?

Some what?

No camera here, otherwise I’d post.

Kids! Put all those bloody dominos away!

watch this:

[video]http://unofficialnetworks.com/gnar/[/video]

funny as hell, and it’ll burn an hour or so…

Why don’t you say you’ve got the shits and have to go home, but go for a ride instead?

Cos I’d lose money.

Cos I’d lose money.

so you have to be in the buildign but not actually working?

Trials bike and a bit of desktop hippity-hoppity?

Trials bike and a bit of desktop hippity-hoppity?

Best idea so far.

Btw I am actually working in between logging on here. I’m just not giving it 100% of my attention, it’s fair to say 🙂

Watch CSI while working out where to go for a ride after work.. That’s what I’m doing! 🙂

call significant other and get at it like they do on the discovery channel.

have a cigarette out the window.

Repeat.

😀

Tempted to go to the recumbent shop down the road and buy a 500W electrically asssited off-road three wheeler.

molgrips – Member

Tempted to go to the recumbent shop down the road and buy a 500W electrically asssited off-road three wheeler.

excellent idea. Combine with a DW and some jiggy jiggy for the complete experience.

😀

Seriously, if you are having thoughts about that, best have a **** instead.

Less trouble in the long run

Less trouble in the long run

you’d probably get more sympathy if caught too.

People will think you’re a right wierdo if they catch you with a 3 wheel electric off-road recumbent in the office.

http://www.marksandspencer.com/Marks-and-Spencer-Chugger-Activity/dp/B004F3JQVM

I really don’t know why i’m encouraging you lot! 😀

Oh yeah! Chuggington!

Siesta

The German word would probably ‘das Mittagschlafzeug’ or something, if not exactly ‘das Siesta’, being an imported foreign word

Wash your bike?