From today:

Must…..resist…..

<backs away from the keyboard>

Swinley Forest?

Ditto

Give in to temptation allthepies 😉

Ali not quite got the Cher video off !
CG words fail me .Did you take bikes at all ? 8)

The wildlife in Swinley is getting stranger all the time. What is that tree bound creature?

Good god! What speed were you doing when you knocked that lamp-post down?

Good god! What how much speed were you doing when you knocked that lamp-post down?

Yep, tis Swinley Forest. Rode a bit, pi**ed around a bit, ate cake a bit, nattered a bit.

Yeah, there's some weird wildlife there! Have even heard of some strange female riding a bike with one gear and swearing to herself 🙄

The top photo has the strange quality of a giant phallus?

that's a big word for you hora……….

The top photo has the strange quality of a giant phallus?

it can't be hitting the spot as she appears to have fallen asleep 🙁

Classic Ali pic.

it's not the first time!

that's a big word for you hora……….

Its the only big thing about me.

😆

were you out for three days, looks like you have enough stuff in the backpack for an exbedition

Is this a caption competition?
..98…99…100 COMING READY OR NOT!
..He he, she'll never find me up here……….Mmmmmm chestnuts!!!
…cant….quite…reach….

Its the only big thing about me. …..awwww, i'm sure that's not true 🙂

were you out for three days, looks like you have enough stuff in the backpack for an exbedition

exbedition or expedition? 😉 actually it had my layers in there…oh and a banana and some soreen!

Anyone want to lower the tone a bit more? 😉

i got close, i originally typed expidition

It had a banana covered in sunscreen inserted in where? 😯

i was hoping you could tell me……..

Slightly OT – aleigh, I discovered not so long ago at work that I can deep throat a banana. Everyone looked shocked and slightly disturbed. I went from tapping it on my forehead and sculpting the end with my teeth to deep-throat (yes its that boring at work) 😆

I discovered not so long ago at work that I can deep throat a banana

so you just need to get your spine more flexible so you can do yourself ??

Impossible. Cant you read SFB (any of the above)- its tiny, I'd have to snap my back 😉

Cant you read SFB (any of the above)- its tiny, I'd have to snap my back

I only remember where you said "Its the only big thing about me" …

This thread has reached new depths 😯

Where would this place be without sfb and hora? 😉

This thread has reached new depths

enthusiastically encouraged by you dear…

How? What have I done? I don't have special powers!

Your pic reminds me of one of my alltime fave pics:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=2104579&id=670495805

😀

Do you sit on your washing machine Aleigh?

Are you two not bored to tears with Swinley yet? 😕

Two pictures of girlies is obviously a bit much for Hora… 🙄

Do you sit on your washing machine Aleigh?

no – it has a work surface on it….next question! 😉

Are you two not bored to tears with Swinley yet?

are you not bored with tunnel hill yet? 😆

If Swinley is to you, like the North Downs is to me- then I can understand your love of the area.

no – it has a work surface on it….next question!

did you mother teach you nothing ? Just attach a sturdy sink plunger and you're in business :o)

no she didn't thankfully!

How's the hangover aleigh?

Pete – it was a "hangover ride", sometimes it's not about riding! You blokes take your riding far too seriously 😉