i think he is great….
what do you think.

all I can think of is teeth

waste of skin.

He's near top of my list of people I'd like to punch in head….. just behind the Pope 🙂

harsh fella's.
tis the season of good will too………. 😉

Useless knob who has somehow got lucky in todays culture of quality television. But then again I exercise my choice to not watch him. 🙂

he's a ****! …in my opinion 😉

ruler of the kingdom of scholey hill – Member
he's a ****! …in my opinion

are you a windows up or down man……… 😉

Like watching an amphetamine soaked labrador puppy try to play chess, very hit and miss. mostly miss and a bit of a t**t I reckon.

He reminds me of On the Buses. And that's not a good thing.

Alan Carr? Twatty man.

if i watched whatever TV shit he's on i'd find him to be an annoying little shite

ton – Member

ruler of the kingdom of scholey hill – Member
he's a ****! …in my opinion

are you a windows up or down man………

right then, i'm probably missing something really obvious here, but…… i don't get it 😕 please explain?

are you a windows up or down man………

right then, i'm probably missing something really obvious here, but…… i don't get it please explain?

I think this is it:(From a thread on here last week)

You need to know the code too.
Interior light on but windows up – watching only!
Interior light on windows down – come and join in!

cos i know where scholey hill is.
uurrgghhh 😉

suddenly everything becomes clear 💡

and i'll have you know i am an innocent local resident!! (who is now considering changing his forum name) 😉

ps: ton, how do you know so much about these sorts of things 😯

i used to pass through on a local loop.
not anymore tho, i got approached to many times……. 😉

How do you have windows up or down on a bicycle? Glasses on or off?

whilst I would gladly beat him around the head with a cricket bat, I feel more hatred for his brother Jimmy.

I can just imagine Ton sat in front of the PC deciding which name to select for this thread.
Good choice 🙂

talentless twit

Makes me laugh! Which is his whole point and he loves people. I don't like Jimmy Carr one bit.

teagirl, i agree.
and moreso he laughs at himself, which to me is a fantastic trait.. 😉

He was on Radio 2 the other day, the radio got turned off quicker then the archers, need I say more.

Dreadful, useless and unfunny. Talentless twit

Dreadful, useless and unfunny. Talentless twit

I think that's the key to his success, just as it always has been for mainstream light entertainment. The comfort of banality. He's just a post modern Larry Grayson.

Other forms of entertainment are available.

hes like all the other so called funny people in our modern society
f*****g c**p

The guy is a bell-end. Unfunny, a true waste. Itv pap. If my numbers come up on sat I am gona hire a sniper to take him out. Twunt. Utter twunt.

I woul sooner poke my eyes out with hot sticks than watch A.C

Personally i think he is great.

I could never have quit smoking without him.

creeps me out. him & the smarmy hairy bikers

He's very funny, his Twitter feed is the best celeb one I've seen (I read a lot of them for work, not pleasure).

Now that Justin Lee Collins that he used to work with, he IS a talentless waste of skin (and hair).

Who is this Alan Carr and what bike does he ride,is he off BIKEMAGIC.

Seems to be traditional that there must be one raving queen on British TV. However we've already got Graham Norton so Alan Carr is definitely surplus to requirements.

whilst I would gladly beat him around the head with a cricket bat, I feel more hatred for his brother Jimmy.

+1

if i had a gun, i'd shoot him.

What is it with these TV personalities these days, Justin Leigh Collins, Alan Carr & Russell Brand to name a few are a bunch of total idiots who the hell sees them as talented. I agree shoot em, or send them to china with a few G's of heroin.

Some well balanced views so far.

Way too much caffeine, I reckon.

alpin – Member
if i had a gun, i'd shoot him.

…and breathe.

alpin – Member

if i had a gun, i'd shoot him.

What a waste of a bullet.

If I had a gun ……..I'd kill him with a hammer.