i think he is great....
what do you think.
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alan carr......
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all I can think of is teeth
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waste of skin.
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He's near top of my list of people I'd like to punch in head..... just behind the Pope
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harsh fella's.
tis the season of good will too..........
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Useless knob who has somehow got lucky in todays culture of quality television. But then again I exercise my choice to not watch him.
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he's a ****! ...in my opinion
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ruler of the kingdom of scholey hill - Member
he's a ****! ...in my opinion
are you a windows up or down man.........
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Like watching an amphetamine soaked labrador puppy try to play chess, very hit and miss. mostly miss and a bit of a t**t I reckon.
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He reminds me of On the Buses. And that's not a good thing.
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Alan Carr? Twatty man.
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if i watched whatever TV shit he's on i'd find him to be an annoying little shite
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ton - Member
ruler of the kingdom of scholey hill - Member
he's a ****! ...in my opinionare you a windows up or down man.........
right then, i'm probably missing something really obvious here, but...... i don't get it
please explain?
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are you a windows up or down man.........
right then, i'm probably missing something really obvious here, but...... i don't get it please explain?
I think this is it:(From a thread on here last week)
You need to know the code too.
Interior light on but windows up - watching only!
Interior light on windows down - come and join in!Posted 2 years ago # -
cos i know where scholey hill is.
uurrgghhh
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suddenly everything becomes clear
and i'll have you know i am an innocent local resident!! (who is now considering changing his forum name)
ps: ton, how do you know so much about these sorts of things
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i used to pass through on a local loop.
not anymore tho, i got approached to many times.......
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How do you have windows up or down on a bicycle? Glasses on or off?
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whilst I would gladly beat him around the head with a cricket bat, I feel more hatred for his brother Jimmy.
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I can just imagine Ton sat in front of the PC deciding which name to select for this thread.
Good choice
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talentless twit
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Makes me laugh! Which is his whole point and he loves people. I don't like Jimmy Carr one bit.
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teagirl, i agree.
and moreso he laughs at himself, which to me is a fantastic trait..
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He was on Radio 2 the other day, the radio got turned off quicker then the archers, need I say more.
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Dreadful, useless and unfunny. Talentless twit
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Dreadful, useless and unfunny. Talentless twit
I think that's the key to his success, just as it always has been for mainstream light entertainment. The comfort of banality. He's just a post modern Larry Grayson.
Other forms of entertainment are available.
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hes like all the other so called funny people in our modern society
f*****g c**pPosted 2 years ago # -
The guy is a bell-end. Unfunny, a true waste. Itv pap. If my numbers come up on sat I am gona hire a sniper to take him out. Twunt. Utter twunt.
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I woul sooner poke my eyes out with hot sticks than watch A.C
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Personally i think he is great.
I could never have quit smoking without him.
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creeps me out. him & the
smarmyhairy bikersPosted 2 years ago # -
He's very funny, his Twitter feed is the best celeb one I've seen (I read a lot of them for work, not pleasure).
Now that Justin Lee Collins that he used to work with, he IS a talentless waste of skin (and hair).
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Who is this Alan Carr and what bike does he ride,is he off BIKEMAGIC.
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Seems to be traditional that there must be one raving queen on British TV. However we've already got Graham Norton so Alan Carr is definitely surplus to requirements.
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whilst I would gladly beat him around the head with a cricket bat, I feel more hatred for his brother Jimmy.
+1
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if i had a gun, i'd shoot him.
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What is it with these TV personalities these days, Justin Leigh Collins, Alan Carr & Russell Brand to name a few are a bunch of total idiots who the hell sees them as talented. I agree shoot em, or send them to china with a few G's of heroin.
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Some well balanced views so far.
Way too much caffeine, I reckon.
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alpin - Member
if i had a gun, i'd shoot him....and breathe.
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alpin - Member
if i had a gun, i'd shoot him.
What a waste of a bullet.
If I had a gun ........I'd kill him with a hammer.
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