what have molgrips and a tampon got in common?

they’re both stuck up C**ts

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I fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

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Crikey – thanks 🙂

Tazzy – that’s brilliant. A truly insightful and devastating insult delivered with fine google image skills.

thank you squire, I aim to please.

It’s only the people I dislike that I don’t insult as I can’t even be arsed with the effort to acknowledge their existence.

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I’m new here & a pretty irregular reader of the forum but this all appears a little harsh on Molgrips. He seems to be a decent enough guy, I’d go so far as to say he was just as awesome as Surf Mat. Enough of the insults 😡

I’d go so far as to say he was just as awesome as Surf Mat. Enough of the insults

gosh, that’s a bit harsh! 😉

Face like a bag of smashed crabs.

face like a burst welley

What you need is a good Elizabethan insult, you goatish hedge-born maggot-pie.

You’re so fat you sleep on the floor and the misses sleeps on you!

Metrosexual!

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Best I can do, hope it’s good enough to produce an insulting feeling

ur biek is sarcin

Smashed crabs.. good, I like it 🙂

Smashed crabs.. good, I like it

Sea crabs or genital ones?

molgrips = a tool, need we go any further?

Right, screw you guys, I’m off for a ride 🙂

You’re a festering blob of flange curd

I wouldnt p**s on you if you was on fire, you rancid bucket bucket of curdled monkey s*unk

He is a tool and a very good one… 😉

You sir are cheesier than a perverts pants!

You have a face like a robbers dog.

That’s you that is!

Get an accountant!

Uh oh, Shibboleth is on the thread.. the big boys are here!

To quote my nine year old daughter the other day:

You big hairy scrotum

I was so proud, I could have cried…