Yesterday, I ran over an animal while cycling.

I’ve had a few close encounters with various creatures over the years and now I have blood on my tyres.
I had already come tto realise some of the harder truths about being in nature’s wonderland. Badgers don’t like cuddles, cows are too big to bunnyhop and lambs burst. This particular tragic instance means that Mrs Ratty’s children will grow up as orphans. Except they won’t as they’ll most likely be eaten by their relatives. It’s possible that this is not first occurrence of this happening in Wester Hailes.

lambs burst?

Poor Tufty. Contaminated pads by squirrel juice.

I nailed a rat on my road bike last year, my first

skiboy – Member

I nailed a rat on my road bike last year, my first

Surely gaffer tape would have been better?

can I just reiterate, …

and lambs burst

😯 ??

lambs burst

Like this

What wool for McMoab?