When you post an advert on the classifieds, before you hit "post", copy all the text, including the text for the pictures, into a file and save it on your 'pooter. That way, when your ad falls off the front page, you can re-create it 24 hours later, and it will be all lovely, rather than having to create a new ad which simply links back to your previous post.
Also, say goodbye to dull whites by adding an aspirin to your wash.
And finally, drop zombies off carparks without getting bitten by catching them in a hessian sack.
