balls! i forgot about that lottery thing.
either hoo, i’d have the money. if i were 16 again i’d no doubt cock everything up exactly the same, but:
-the beer & fags would cost more
-the good pubs have all shut down
-i looked too young to have any chance of getting served these days
-no-one sells solid any more, rendering my teenage USP of always having the kit to make a bong about my person mostly redundant
-i was an angsty prick at that age
the only bonus’d be i’d not bother with uni and get into my current job seven years sooner. but then much as i hated uni i grew up a lot more while there than if i’d stayed at home.
a pile of cash leading to an excess based death within six months for me please