A horse walks into a bar and the barman says “why the long face?”
….. and the horse says “excuse me?” and the barmans say “why the long face, ha ha!”
The horse says “Theres no need to be so rude, I come in here after a long day at work to meet my friends and drink cocktails and gossip and I’ve hardly stepped inside the bar when you insult me. I’m going to call my friends and tell them drinks are off, we won’t come here again.”
The barman say “I’m so sorry, I don’t know what came over me, I just blurted it out, that was very rude, you must be very upset, but please don’t go. We value yours and your friends custom very much. Listen, lets start over again, pretend this never happened, go outside and come back in again and we’ll start afresh”
So the horse goes outside
A horse walks into a bar
*Clang*
“Ouch”
“Sorry” says the horse, “I’ll try that again”
Horse exits
A horse walks into a bar
and the barman says “Why the lon….. er good evening, welcome to our humble establishment, my names Steve, I’ll be your host for this evening and who might you be madam”
and the horse says “I’m Sarah Jessica Parker, can I have a Cosmopolitan”
