least ther aren't hookers on every corner

How did you know they where hookers? 😉

tinker-belle – I've lost your e-mail and need to make contact. Mine's in my profile. Thanks.

Ay-up, CG's got her tattoo, and now Tinker Belle's got a single lady friend, she's in there like a rat up a drainpipe! Wahheyyy!

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😉 Only joking Elaine! 😉

Pete – you're out of order!

But, as you know fine well, I know a hell of a lot of fit young men. 😉

No tattoo, now considering Botox. 😯

But, as you know fine well, I know a hell of a lot of fit young men.

**smooths hair and flexes shoulders**

No tattoo, now considering Botox.

No need! You should see what I can do with some old spokes and a roll of gaffer tape! 8)

No tattoo, now considering Botox.

why not go for both and shave your head too? A few piercings might help as well…

**smooths hair and flexes shoulders**

you never told me you had hair!

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I love this place 8)

Shut up Barnes! I have an image to keep up! 😛

Coudldn't resist Elaine, sorry.

CG – ygm

I have missed reading and posting on here while off having little one. It's so nice to be back 🙂

C_G – are you just offering Tink's friend your cast-offs?
You could at least help her get a fresh one.

TB… your friend is old news now……. defaultslipper where abouts in Reading do your 'friends' hang out?

You could at least help her get a fresh one.

if you mean a virgin, would that be any use to her? No idea what to do and over in a flash 🙁

My biggest worry about this whole thread is that thirtysomething years ago I spent 3 fun years living in Reading. Was your friend born in Reading TB?… 😯

ps, is the Boars Head still there? From what I remember that was the 'in' place in those days, that and some club out on an airfield just outside town.

Well, do you don't ned to be a virgin to supply that kinda lovin! Oops, said too much again… 😳

@psling – I think she is reading born and bred, any stories you wish to tell?

I think she is reading born and bred

I thought you were trying to 'pimp her out' (sorry but couldn't think of a better way of putting it) not scare everyone off?!

defaultslipper where abouts do your 'friends' hang out?

you have clearly never been down oxford road side of town on a saturday night! not the most fun i have endured in reading. i am just glad i am out of that place. i miss the friends, but not the town.

any stories you wish to tell?

LOL, no. I know a lot of people run Reading down but I have some good memories of my time there. It's changed a bit now though; no brewery smell in the middle of town for one thing!

I know a person who potentially fits the bill, normal bloke with no psychotic tendencies etc. email in the profile….

A bit late now, but she should try a skiing holiday.
It's not unlike mtbing – where there seems to be far fewer women than men.

This is indeed a very funny thread.

I was trying to get a decent pic of my semi-naked ex rugby player physique which would obviously have proved irresistable to your friend. Unfortunately my dog was watching 😥

"Ok, I really shouldn't post this just before I leave work for the day, but I'll check it again in the morning and see if anyone has bothered to reply."

haha. Good work!!

I have a spare ticket for Farnham Beerex this weekend. An young attractive lady in a room full of over weight bearded men in sandals , All of whom would be rather drunk , singing some old rubbish songs, played by some even older , fatter men on accordians and ukaleles.
On second thoughts maybe not.
How about the upcoming BlueBells ride in Winchester? Not too far from Reading, and a lovely bike ride through the rolling Hampshire countryside. With a load of over weight, middle aged men in spd's. With beards
On second thoughts…
Hey CG . The Bluebells are out in my boader at home , so not long till the woods turn violet too.

Whoop I'm a sad sleaze ball apparently, awesome 8)

@OP -Look if this guy found someone, so will your ladyfriend.

Ha ha I love the tron guy! 😆

thank heavens for support garments…

Is he modelling 661 armor?
did you see what i did there^^^^

"Solo – Member
I was thinking Bridget Jones, one of those women saving themselves for Mr perfect"

Although a very enjoyable read I appear to have become carried away with myself and read this as 'women SHAVING themselves for Mr Right…. I'm in!

tinker-belle – Member

She's done some group activity type things….. and has as far as I'm aware even tried line dancing classes.

you're not doing her any favours.

the amount of replies on this thread is amazing – why pay to do internet dating when you could just advertise yourself on here! 😆

Does she want kids (ever)? If so I'm not interested. Sorry.

She's done some group

We have a winner!

I think you should advertise her on classifieds!

FS: mid 30's lady, slim, 30k miles, average IQ, bit desperate due to biological clock, good looking and not too many owners. Has the ability to go red, hot temperature and loud whining noise.

Test drive available but must pay bill at restaurant and not run off or a set of marzocchi bombers will land on your head.

£: 50 cammels and a 20 elephants clap clap.

"I shall call you 'wife Tuesday' aha!"

singletrackmind – you are not doing a very good job of selling the Winchester ride are you?

tinker-belle – there's some hot male totty coming. 😀 Perfect gentlemen from the Shires on their perfectly clean bicycles. I'll keep 'em in check, everyone's terrified of me 😉

everyone's terrified of me

spank me teacher!

please!

Nah, you'd enjoy it too much and my whip