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  • A bloke needed
  • tinker-belle
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    Ok, I really shouldn't post this just before I leave work for the day, but I'll check it again in the morning and see if anyone has bothered to reply.

    In short I have a friend in her mid 30's, slim, fairly attractive (no boils/warts etc) who is unable to find a nice decent bloke.

    She has joined a few dating sites and had a couple of first dates, but has never had a second date and some didn't even stay through out the first date (throwing back a pint, excusing themselves for a bathroom break, and legging it)

    She has a job, is financially stable, ok she does have the occasional odd moment, but c'mon we all do.

    So come on there must be a nice guy somewhere near Reading who would be interested?????

    And before you ask, no I'm not posting a picture, she hasn't really given her permission for me to ask on here

    PS – mods, it's been a while so my apologies if I'm doing anything that breaks the rules. Please delete this thread if I am.

    Thanks
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    deadlydarcy
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    Oh my holy Jesus…this is going to be such a fun thread.

    barnsleymitch
    Free Member

    Are you on crack?

    zaskar
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    she does have the occasional odd moment

    She has joined a few dating sites and had a couple of first dates, but has never had a second date and some didn't even stay through out the first date (throwing back a pint, excusing themselves for a bathroom break, and legging it)

    Thats pretty rude to run off and will kill self esteem! I really feel sorry for her and hope you I mean she finds someone that suits her.
    She should not try so hard.

    Age doesn't matter but you do tend to find some weird lady in her 30's but people focus on career etc.

    Hmm but networking on stw??? are crazy??? I would ride alone with half the nutters on here let alone offer a date with a lady friend!

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Women over 30;

    sane, attractive, single

    pick two.

    Stoner
    Free Member

    some didn't even stay through out the first date (throwing back a pint, excusing themselves for a bathroom break, and legging it)

    With that kind of form I think her options are limited to only SFB.

    coffeeking
    Free Member

    "I have a friend"…

    Scienceofficer
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    'ok she does have the occasional odd moment, but c'mon we all do'

    Bunny Boiler. 😆

    barnsleymitch
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    This will reach triple figures, unless it gets pulled…

    crispedwheel
    Free Member

    This isn't going to turn out well…

    Jamie
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    Im sure you friend is going to be chuffed you have brought her to the attention of the STW hordes.

    Edit: ….and also flattered that you describe her as ' fairly attractive'.

    tinker-belle
    Free Member

    Maybe I should have kept it for Friday….

    psling
    Free Member

    wwaswas – Member
    Women over 30;

    sane, attractive, single

    pick two.

    Erm, attractive, single? I mean, are there any sane women? Really??

    Meanwhile, pulls up a comfortable chair and pours a long drink…

    Filthy
    Free Member

    ASL and pics to my inbox please

    Drac
    Full Member

    Women over 30;

    sane, attractive, single

    pick two.

    Sane and attractive.

    That wasn't difficult was it.

    dmiller
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    some didn't even stay through out the first date (throwing back a pint, excusing themselves for a bathroom break, and legging it)

    Well thats not a good sign… 😀

    tinker-belle
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    Well she was the one who mentioned stw may be worth a try as she was looking at the massive photo thread a year or so ago….

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    Hmmmmm – i think I'm going to be in trouble….

    rOcKeTdOg
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    no boils or warts??

    on that basis, i'm out

    Jamie
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    Hmmmmm – i think I'm going to be in trouble….

    Nah you should be ok….well until SFB turns up and tries pissing on the internet to mark his territory.

    Moses
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    Buy her a bike.
    Take her to Swinley.
    Leave her in the woods, with a flat tyre.
    Wait for men to buzz around like flies, offering to help.

    Ask them for drinkies as a thank-you.
    Sorted.

    barnsleymitch
    Free Member

    Sorry, but I cant stop grinning. There'll be a fair few it workers changing into their best star wars t-shirts round about now 😉

    tinker-belle
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    Well if I put stunner… and she does give me the go ahead to post a pic…. and you disagree, it's going to be even worse….

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    Ok she likes dogs (dog people are all nice aren't they?)
    She's about 5'8 slim (size8/10) brunette

    simonfbarnes
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    With that kind of form I think her options are limited to only SFB.

    exactly why do I have to be the last resort ?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I'm a bloke, near Reading pretty much happy to be up any girl's cr…..

    What sites she on, name, I'll find her and give on honest STW review.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    this is going to give the headset thread a run for its money…

    Whathaveisaidnow
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    no boils/warts etc

    etc?

    What's a man supposed to hold onto?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    dog people are all nice aren't they?

    pedalhead
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    Well she was the one who mentioned stw may be worth a try as she was looking at the massive photo thread a year or so ago….

    I'm guessing Juan's arse gave her the impression we're all easy on here, yes?

    tinker-belle
    Free Member

    She has been to Swinley, did enjoy it, so has mtb potential, although not currently into anything to technical.
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    She's rather active so has the fitness level to keep up on most firetrack type riding

    dmiller
    Free Member

    I'll find her and give on honest STW review.

    Snigger…

    zaskar
    Free Member

    I have to be shallow. (I'm taken btw)

    She's not uber fat is she?

    Does she talk about wedding plans on first dates?

    I heard a lot of married people go on these dating sites!

    Maybe change the methodology of the date.

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    There'll be a fair few it workers changing into their best star wars t-shirts round about now

    *smirks*

    OP are you serious? If so she needs to vet her dates a bit better. Good luck to her on here though!

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    "has mtb potential"

    made me smile 🙂

    tinker-belle
    Free Member

    SouthernYeti – I know she's on Match, but I don't pay attention to her user names…
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    Jamie- erm yeah ok, maybe not all dog people
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    PedalHead – I don't think she saw that post….

    Jamie
    Free Member

    @tinker-belle

    Oh i forgot to say congrats for posting what will be the quickest growing thread of the week 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    TB bit more info…. I'll find her out……

    tinker-belle
    Free Member

    She's not uber fat is she?
    – nope rather slim actually
    Does she talk about wedding plans on first dates?
    – not as far as I'm aware, but I don't attend first dates with her

    Jamie
    Free Member

    The Southern Yeti:
    TB bit more info…. I'll find her out……

    That does not sound menacing at all.

    tinker-belle
    Free Member

    @Jamie – yeah I don't think I thought this through….

    tinker-belle
    Free Member

    @The Southern Yeti – no info that can actually ID her.

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    PS – I am happily taken and have just had a darling little junior mtb'er so this really is a friend

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