29ers are going to ruin the cycle industry.
First you try a 29er, then after riding it for a while you try it rigid and like it, then you see all these guys riding them single speed and some of them are old farts, so it can't be that hard can it, so you go SS.
Next thing you go to your local bike shop for the first time in a year to get a new tube, but it has gone broke because they haven't sold you a new set of forks for a while, you haven't needed your annual derailleur and cables, or cassette, and as for buying a new bike, nah.
And that mysterious thing at the back of your shed with flat tyres and covered in spider webs is your lardy MBUK inspired dual suspension super sproinger.
Yup, 29ers are shite 🙂
Blame Sam.