We ended up hauldin' hauns,
and she's got legs that'd turn me criminal!

But she likes me, and wants to know mair than ma name.

Should 'love' be so baaaad?

I'm **** close to proposal,

pics

Don't go out with a loaded gun,we need pics and remember you still need to ride your bike aswell

Oh, another On One thread then…..

Should 'love' be so baaaad?

You aren't Welsh are you?

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[/quote]Should 'love' be so baaaad?

You aren't Welsh are you?

four legs and a wolly jumper 😉

Oh dear.
Now that I'm up, awake and hungover, I wish I hadn't started this!

/Pulls up chair and offers Mike a square sausage and egg roll.

1st date
Im close to proposal

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Slow down!!

If you were saying all of that on here, what do you think you may have said to her 😯

You're thinking marriage, she's thinking restraining order.

Or morning after pill 😉

This thread is NOTHING without pics

Stalker alert.

I hope she drank as much as you did last night LOL.
Ian

You guys!

🙄

I hope I can be of help I am actually a journalist who works as an "agony aunt"

This is a tricky matter and you need to think about her feelings as well as your own.

The best way to do this is go round right now and propose.

Don't listen to mo he/she is obviously deranged. Your leggy date obviously needs the services of a professional counsellor. Go round and give her my email, it's in my profile.

Professional counsellor my a**e. You can't do that over emails. Best give her my phone number so I can do it properly!

I can't believe no one has mentioned "bang her back doors in"…..

Oh, I just did……

Did you…..

on the first date??

Don't listen to MattPhotos. He smells of poo and picks his nose and eats it. I am the best counsellor bar none. Come to think of it, I'm a bit busy looking at my case load so it probably better if she emails me a pic. I will be able to tell automatically from her body language whether she needs to be given a higher priority. Probably best if she doesn't cover all that body language up with bulky clothes and stuff.

Bless him. nothing like a little romance

Oh Lord. What have I started?

A man comes home somewhat tipsy and enthusiastic, posts a happy thread (on the wrong forum too), and gets hit with all this …… how do you say?……merde!

All the same, it does amuse me.

Thread duly moved to the correct forum so that the ribbing can continue.
Remember to stay away from computers after the pub – especially STW, ebay and email…
Though we'll make an exception for this thread 🙂

the ribbing can continue.

Ribbed for her pleasure…….Ewwww

This isn't one of those bike in a hotel room threads, is it?

pics or you're making it up.

Awww Chipps, you old romantic.

After our first date my wife told my sister that she would marry me (my future wife that is, not my sister. Wrong side of the Pennines for all that stuff).

I'm convinced that she only went through with it because she is NEVER wrong.

Looking forward to reading more later! Don't forget Auntie C_G is here if you need advice 🙄

Grab it with both hands and don't look back. To most of us, this NEVER comes…

All the same, it does amuse me.

And./….

You ain't getting off that lightly 😉

Grab it with both hands and don't look back. To most of us, this NEVER comes…

Positive mental attitude Mr W cos cynicism isn't really too healthy!

Grab it with both hands

Surely she should be doing the grabbing. Both hands, though….respect.

Wonder if she has bared her soul on a forum too?

As has been said before….we need visual evidence so pix please!

Incidentally mike, my granny said thanks for a lovely night….

Mike's gone very quiet!

Is this the point when the hangover has worn off, he finds the photo on his mobile & realises "she" has an adams apple! 😯

He'll be resorting to the old Bangkok defence soon.

Mike, where you an extra in Trainspotting?

PMSL @ Andy! 😆

Come on Mike, we need details

Update:

No pics 'cos I think that would be shade distasteful and very dishonourable.
Text messages are being exchanged, and, get this for fast-moving, a facebook connection has been established!

Now, as I'm still spending a lot of time with my ex so that we may prove to our five-year-old daughter that she is loved and still part of a family, and that our splitting is not her fault, then discretion must be maintained until after the new year….
[yes, I get the irony of 'discretion' being desired after posting on an internet forum, but I had the booze, went online and spoiled that bit for myself – regretfully. However, neither my ex nor my new friend read STW forums (to my knowledge]
…..when we can see if it's gonna get a bit more involving.

If good news is to be shared, it shall be done here, on the CHAT forum (thanks Chipps), and in the most respectful manner.

Thank you all for your interest.