Fresh Goods Friday 721: Goodbye Zoe Hello Heather

Hello, welcome to Fresh Goods Friday 721. I'm Hannah

I'm Benji, hello. And here we are with new things. What should we start with Benji

Power. Power. Absolute power. To the people. Corrupts. Absolutely. Something like that. Caligula

New edit of that filmed out now. Don't bother. I thought that was going to be like a highbrow

bit of general knowledge type stuff. Malcolm McDowell isn't it? Right, this is one of those massive batteries, isn't it? Yeah. With, oh there's loads, just hang on

Portable power station. 448 watt hour capacity. 700 watts continuous output. I've just learned a phrase, lifting power of a thousand watts

So that is so that you can plug something that draws more power, like a kettle or a toaster or

something like that. Something that's going to take a thousand watts for a short period of time

Cool. Because otherwise, like some things won't charge something, especially things that have heat

Will charge, just to rein it back to the wheeled world. It'll charge e-bikes

There's loads of outputs. Inputs, displays, not that heavy. USB-C's, USB-A

There you go. Blue-A. We've had their big one before. So there's a little bit more

a little bit more portable. Makes up a little bit less space in your van. Guess how much

I can see. Yep. I could weigh it, couldn't I? Well, that's not. Hang on, hang on

Oh, it's minus, minus 50 quid. I thought it was 50 percent. No, 50 quid. So it's on offer at the

minute. £349. Tax included. That's direct from blueatipower.co.uk. And I do seriously think if

you're thinking about like having a van that you might want to use as a bit of a camper, but you

can't go all in. Yeah. I think these are really worth considering. Campsites are quite freeing

where you don't have to get a hook up, but you still need to power your fridge because you're like cereal. Like it's a whole world of faff getting your van wired in for like a proper

leisure battery job. This you can charge from home. And if there's a power cut

Okay. In a storm or whatever. Or when the end comes. Yeah. Yeah. Get your baked beans packed

You can, you can come with them, but you can get, I think you get solar inputs that I might inquire about. Yeah, you can. It's raining while you're camping. Oh, we're drawing 34 watts at the moment, kids

Fewer watts while it's raining though on your solar panels. So there's a slight flaw. Oh yeah

Yeah. But you can sometimes get under watts coming in when it's blazing

So the other day I went away camping, didn't have one of these with us, but our friend took all the

battery packs from home. Yeah. Came with us. And then just as he left, there was a power cut in a

storm and his girlfriend's like, where's all the power banks? I can't charge my phone

And he's got them all. That's what happens. You know, you've seen a iHumbro, not iHumbro, but

or whatever. Right. Bicycle behind us. Oh yeah. Shall I move this so we can see more of the bicycle

Cause it's not as heavy and big as the other. It's a little bit, it's not flip flopping. It's

like that one, is it? It's blue slash purple slash Cadbury. So Voodoo Kanso Pro. I'm going to say that

it's like a galactic kind of sparkle. It's a very nice colour actually. There's a sort of thing

you'd expect on something like high end as a custom paint job, I reckon. Reminds me of the

noughties turners. Maybe that kind of line. So it's a Voodoo Kanso Pro. Have you got some numbers

about this? Well I'm going to say 1800 quid. I honestly can't remember what travel is. I don't

want to get it wrong. 65 degree front, 75.5 at the back, 29er. Small, medium, large, longest. I like

that accuracy. The largest reach is 478.3mm. It is 140mm fork. Okay. Leave it with me. Shall I talk

about the very nice head badge that's on it? Oh yeah, it's not changed for a while. It's got a proper

head badge. Yeah. A proper metal Voodoo like Jo Marie-esque head badge. Alt for bosses. Looks

alright, doesn't it? Yeah. 1800 quid. It's just come out. That's the price at Halfords, which I

think is the only place you get Voodoos from, I think. Yeah. There's some other bikes coming

from Halfords soon as well. Shall we see if that saddle post goes up? Ready? Might not work

Does. Bonk. 150? Don't know. Don't know? Get more in it though. Anywho. Wait, Dunno

It's literally just rolled into the building. About 15 minutes ago. Along with some other

things which are currently secret and you might get to see in the coming weeks. I've already

forgotten when they said. Yeah, better find out before you tell the world, eh? Have you got anything

else? I just thought this was in last week's web story. There we go. 720. This is for

for vision. So on your glasses, riding glasses. Okay. Vise. What do you call them? Goggles

Visors. Not contact lenses though. No. Do not apply to contact lenses. No. I didn't realise

but apparently, can you get these products before? Can't you put them on your windscreen and on your motorbike helmet and stuff? Like Rain-X kind of stuff. Yeah, they only work at a

certain speed. Really? Of travel. I did not know that. And it's quite fast. Okay. So Rain-X doesn't

really do. It's not a problem. It doesn't say, not a lie, but apparently those products are only

kind of related to motor vehicle speeds. So this will work at one mile an hour and still reduce

rain drops. Useful in traffic jams then. Yeah. You could put it on your normal glasses when

you're commuting in. Could do. So I've realised that I need to revert to my normal glasses for

riding in because my contact lenses aren't giving me proper depth of field. I can't get

my prescription right. I discovered the other day, merely to my peril. I can't ride in my normal

glasses because it looks like when Star Trek are mimicking an attack, everything goes like that

Oh yeah. What else is happening in the world? World Champs, been gone. World Cup's nearly around

finishing up in it. Louisville this weekend. Next raffle. Next raffle? Wednesday. Is it

announced on Wednesday or drawn? I've actually forgotten what we're doing. Breaks. Oh, the

breaks. The Magura's, isn't it? We have got another raffle as well, haven't we? But I'm

not saying it because I'm not sure. The dots have been teed yet. Or the eye. Okay. You know what I mean

Yeah, good. Going well. And something we don't have. We're not allowed to make a fuss because she'll

get upset. Oh yeah. This is to represent the departing Zoe. She's not dead. She's gone to another job

You might not know who she is. So people will know. You would if you've ever emailed us, except in a useful response

If you've ever subscribed to Singletrack and your magazine's gone missing or something like that

it will be Zoe who has sorted it out for you. And she's gone off to do another job

Yeah. So she's going to teach people how to control people like us. She's going to teach

people how to be like business managers. Yeah. She's had loads of practice on us

And so Heather will be taking over that customer service type stuff

So goodbye Zoe. We're not going to make a fuss of her on camera or anything like that because she will cry

Insert montage music. Oh yeah. She'll laugh like. Simon Bates. Is he still alive

Insert montage music

Anyway, look at that. Right. On. Back to happy things. Uh, have we got any? What? Happy things

Yeah. I don't think what's happening. I don't know. It's all September. Kids are back at school

Fun fact for people. Did you know that children who walk or cycle to school are likely to be able

to concentrate better for up to four hours? So you could do away with all that tutoring and stuff

that you're paying for and you could just go and ride your bike to school with your kids. Probably

because they go to the shop, get the can of Monster and then go to school and then can really concentrate

because of the sheer levels of jewels within them. I like, I feel like there needs to be another

study. It was a mass study in Denmark that discovered that thing. Apparently each year

they have a project like a science project and they decide to test something out. What's in the new issue

Next issue. Whatever the next issue is. Oh my God. I can't remember because I'm already working on the

next next issue. Winter. Winter. That's the only thing I know because that's the only thing I've put in

lately which is the how to or how not to survive winter. Oh I go on a big picnic on a

turn. I just when you say turn I think of like Phoenix Nights or there's a turn on. T-E-R-N. Right okay

Orocks which is a kind of buffalo or something. Cow. Yeah I really don't know. When's it out? I don't know

It just feels like it's old news for us. Melting. So you need to subscribe by the 25th of September

in order to receive it at the beginning of October. Oh my God. How many we've got left in the year then

One more. And then the December Christmas issue which is what my head is full of. Yeah I'm thinking about

Christmas. No I'm trying not to think about that. Free gift with all new subscriptions

I think there's a free gift with all new subscriptions of any kind whether it's paper, ink

electric, blood, digital. Yeah I think you get to choose as well as a jigsaw or a rock band

Not that's not guitars. Right. Or there's guitars here. Okay. Like a strap on thing so you can see

I'm just digging a hole. No one of those things that you can carry stuff on your bike on your frame

Strap. Enduro strap. Yeah. Right go. One of them. You could choose one of them or a jigsaw. Excellent

Right. We were so slick. I think we should go and ride bikes. Well there's a lot of stuff we can't

show you because it's not allowed. It's not out yet. It'll be a big one next week. Product and bicycles

Yeah. Okay. I won't be here. Oh Christ. I know. You'll have to do it with somebody else. That's fine

I'll just do it with Tyler Durden. Be fine. Right. So do you have any questions or requests of anything to get in that you're interested in

Or you know what I mean? Yeah. Like everyone's ridden a bike quite a bit during summer

and they're all a bit naffed and want something to keep us going. So Right. Email us with stuff to do. All right then. So long. Bye for now. Bye

So Right. So look that there. Put the um

What are you doing? Sprays on it. The what on it? Oh the sprays. More like that. The thumbnail

No don't. Do you? Why not? Are you gonna do my armpit? Yeah he likes it

What? I can't seem to do this because I'm doing that. Now I look like I'm a glue sniffing. Jazz. Jazz hands. Ready

Does it smell? It's not that bad is it? Smells like shoe stuff doesn't it? Scotchgard. Oh wow. Now it's

hitting me. Oh yeah. She waited about an hour