Fresh Goods Friday 692 - The Farmer Johns Bike Park Edition

Hello, welcome to Fresh Goods Friday 692. I'm here with Benji

Hello. That was deep. Hello. Oh I thought you meant me. We're at Farmer John's. No we are quite deep. Yeah we're on location

It's not green screen. Well it is quite green and brown. On brown screen. What are we on

Fresh Goods Friday. I've already done that haven't we? Fresh Goods Friday 692. I've just put a sweet in my mouth

forgetting that I was filming. If it's not I'll have to be dubbed like a foreign film. So we've actually got some product today

which is a big bundle of Haribo and stuff from Zeffal. I'm not sure if they're French or Italian. Italian. Italian right

I've said that with confidence but I don't know for sure. I think the person we're getting this order in with

is in .it. Oh France but made in China. Oh God. Unknown. Global village. Right we'll start with mine

I've got a vintage bottle cage with, do we think it's real leather? Or pleather? I don't know does it not say? No

It's classic. Is that what it says? Classic? Is that the actual name of it? Vintage. So I hated this at first but now

I want it because I think it'll look good on a gravel bike. It's hipster enough. You've got some bottle cages

Well those must have a little bit of a function. They'll stop it rattling and be a bit grippy won't they? Is that the idea

Yeah. Keep you in the wet. It's as light as the titanium one. Vintage. What else? This is stuff that I've already used

because I might have broken a bicycle already today and I'm on bicycle B. So I've had to put this mudguard on the bike over there

These are the stickers for it. I didn't really feel confident in applying in the current conditions

It's on there. It's called an FM30. Front mudguard. 30? What does that mean? Let me read. Unsure but get those

Oh yeah the zip tie tubes. I don't put much thought into whatever mudguard I'm buying but I quite like these

Are these guides? They must be to protect your frame. They'll also be grip better than just plastic won't they

So it'll probably be a snugger, less jigger jigger fit. Jigger jigger. You don't know anything about that

They've been around FM30. I don't know whether these are new. I've never actually had one before

Can I have some of these? I'll have these. It's kept me vaguely clean so far. Quite splatty isn't it

Right next. God. This. This will come in handy today. The child catcher. Bike taxi

So this you might, I've encountered this before, called a real German word called like a komitzug system

And it is for giving, not just children but predominantly children, I would guess a bit of a pull up the ilp

So that goes on your saddle rails. What are you trying to do? I want to pull it out but I can't

Just do that. Simply, simply, whatever. So that comes out of there and it pulls behind, keeps itself a little thing and zap

How do you attach it? We need a child. No it goes over a stem like that, goes in between

I'll see you in a bit. I know. Where are the snips? We do have snips, they'll be in the back of my van for the disaster we had earlier

It wasn't just me. Can you see that? Right, so yeah you just throw it over the stem. It just goes over there

Alternatives that you have to like hoop around. And then when you've got to wherever you're going, you move it and it goes zhoop under your saddle

And the one I've had a go on, which is not that one, has been impressively alright. I thought it was going to be a load of not so good

So you never know, do you? It doesn't have any gives, I think it's going to be a bit of a joke fest

It's even quicker and less faff, which is like a god damn godsend with children. So use it more

There we go, I've got it free. Yeah, it's called a bike taxi. I'm going to try this in a bit

What end? You on that end, me the parent. What's in that box? This? Z bar plugs. You do that one, I've not seen it before

So we've got a needle tool, tyre plugs, a knife and they go in the bar end. So there's things I can't, there we go

So these go in your bar end with all this stuff shoved in it and then they're really tightly packaged

Is that screwed? I was excited about this one for the knife

Interesting. It's quite sharp. Is that metal? Feels cold enough to be, I reckon it's obviously composite in it, but that's metal

Composite, yeah, and it's got some decent sized plugs with it. Always ready to just quickly. Do you use those

Only in a panic. I've got into it so I usually just make it home, but I've always got them with me

Z sealant. Z sealant, it's pink. Don't know an awful lot about this. It's got decent measurements on the side, it's got a tube so you don't have to

I think that might be in, I don't want to open it. Wait, I've got a knife. Oh, we can open everything now

It's got pull me open things. You cut through the bottle. This knife is not the sharpest. Is it not really? No, it's a type of only

I know whatever, that's a tube. So put that over your valve. Go pink. Good, I'll let you know what that is

Next, quick. One of these things. You read that. I'll see if there's anything interesting about bottles

Oh, that's old and new, isn't it? It's wooden, like vintage. And a digital display

It also comes with the battery full. You need to take the little plastic bit out. There we go

Tighten the battery cage up. There we go. Digital. Yeah. Right, go

Press the hand shrader out of the same goober. Yep. Oh, hang on. I don't want to put that in my valve

Yeah, it's wooden. Right. Oh, that feels nice actually. It's not fake wood, it's actual wood

Couple of bottles and bottle cages. I can't believe that. Pulse Z2 and Sense Pro 50 set

That's for like dinky bottles, dinky bikes, dinky bottle spaces on bikes. That's a Ross sized

Yeah, that'll last about as long as Ross goes out for. Hello? Snide comment

That's a little bit bigger. It's called an L2. No, that's for me, that

Have you got a compromise space also? Yeah. Yeah, fair do's. This little pump. That's a big pump, that, isn't it? It's a saucer, something my dad would say

So you have a mount it to your frame so it's always with you

And most importantly, proper pump. So you're not going to go bending valves

We don't know how much it extends because we've lost the snips because Benji had a situation and took the snips

We've cased basically an entire stream. Oh, there we go. My chain ring went into an L shape. Insert picture here of Benji's taco chain ring

So yeah, a decent sized pump that's actually going to be useful

I'm not just a little toy. The MTS, if that's the mini mountain and that little thing, I think is a bracket for it

It is cool. Gizmo. Speaking of Jemba last week's gremlins reference is Gizmo

This is also for putting on. You might need this because your bike can't accept like a lot of banks

You have trouble putting the bottle you want on them. This is strap on bottle mounts

Oh, so you can put a bottle mount anywhere. Yeah, it's not the white thing. The white thing you do not get

So it's those things. So before we lose all the bits, I'm going to put it back in

And you just have to look at the picture because I get it out. It won't make any sense

That's a great. I didn't realize what that was. Well, that's really useful

OK. The best of luck. Oh, and the trousers. The reflective leg bands, also known as do

I'd say they're approximately 100 and sorry, 12 grams each and a 390 mil long

Come on. We finally got some product and we're not modeling it. Thank God I'm finally safe

I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am

I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am. I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am

I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am. I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am

I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am. I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am

I just realized how much I am. No one will be wearing these with this suit

I've just put it on. So do what? So we've got actually loads of really useful stuff

We'll have to insert picture of the massive tubeless fish tank, whatever it's called

Oh, yeah, we forgot that. I don't know what it looks like. I don't know. You describe it

I don't know why I have to describe it. We'll put a picture, but it's like a tubeless inflator tank

Yeah, but it's a foot pump. You know, when you see some organized camper pumping up their air bed and you think

oh, I can't believe they remember to bring a proper foot pump. I don't think that's a pumping action. I think that's a release

Oh, well, no. It comes with one of these hoses at the bottom and then you pump it

So I'm going to sneeze and we need to go and take photos

Where is Farmer John's, apart from all around us? I think we're in Stockport

Yeah, just south of Manchester. What country is that? It's an hour drive

It's near the Peak District, Marple. Is it? I think so, yeah

Close to Marple. So if you haven't been to Farmer John's before, it will be in issue 154 of the magazine

There's loads of sloppy woods, rooty. Yeah. There's a guy over there building an archery board, we think

Right, cool. We might ask what he's actually making. We might get in trouble

But yeah, loads of jumps. There's a cafe. There's a shower, I've spotted. Toilets

Have I said there's a cafe? Yeah. There's a dirt school. There's loads of seating

There's loads of seating. Loads of bins. Have you got any questions for me? I've got questions for you

Have you? Yeah. Go on, quick. Where's your jumper? Don't want to get it muddy, because I can't..

Good one, yeah. Yeah. How are you getting on today? I'll let you know, because I'm going to go and get back to it

Have you not got any questions at all? No, because we've run out of time

Right, fine. Right, we'll see you next week. Ask more questions, ask some questions

Email them in via emails. Post them in if you want. Just fade him out

There we are. Nice. We'll see you next time. Bye. The red light

You don't like goodbyes, do you? No. Every video with Benji is in like..

I don't want it to end. I think I'm going to forget some of that

I'm going to forget some of that