Fresh Goods Friday 692 - The Farmer Johns Bike Park Edition
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Hello, welcome to Fresh Goods Friday 692. I'm here with Benji
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Hello. That was deep. Hello. Oh I thought you meant me. We're at Farmer John's. No we are quite deep. Yeah we're on location
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It's not green screen. Well it is quite green and brown. On brown screen. What are we on
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Fresh Goods Friday. I've already done that haven't we? Fresh Goods Friday 692. I've just put a sweet in my mouth
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forgetting that I was filming. If it's not I'll have to be dubbed like a foreign film. So we've actually got some product today
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which is a big bundle of Haribo and stuff from Zeffal. I'm not sure if they're French or Italian. Italian. Italian right
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I've said that with confidence but I don't know for sure. I think the person we're getting this order in with
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is in .it. Oh France but made in China. Oh God. Unknown. Global village. Right we'll start with mine
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I've got a vintage bottle cage with, do we think it's real leather? Or pleather? I don't know does it not say? No
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It's classic. Is that what it says? Classic? Is that the actual name of it? Vintage. So I hated this at first but now
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I want it because I think it'll look good on a gravel bike. It's hipster enough. You've got some bottle cages
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Well those must have a little bit of a function. They'll stop it rattling and be a bit grippy won't they? Is that the idea
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Yeah. Keep you in the wet. It's as light as the titanium one. Vintage. What else? This is stuff that I've already used
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because I might have broken a bicycle already today and I'm on bicycle B. So I've had to put this mudguard on the bike over there
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These are the stickers for it. I didn't really feel confident in applying in the current conditions
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It's on there. It's called an FM30. Front mudguard. 30? What does that mean? Let me read. Unsure but get those
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Oh yeah the zip tie tubes. I don't put much thought into whatever mudguard I'm buying but I quite like these
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Are these guides? They must be to protect your frame. They'll also be grip better than just plastic won't they
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So it'll probably be a snugger, less jigger jigger fit. Jigger jigger. You don't know anything about that
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They've been around FM30. I don't know whether these are new. I've never actually had one before
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Can I have some of these? I'll have these. It's kept me vaguely clean so far. Quite splatty isn't it
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Right next. God. This. This will come in handy today. The child catcher. Bike taxi
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So this you might, I've encountered this before, called a real German word called like a komitzug system
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And it is for giving, not just children but predominantly children, I would guess a bit of a pull up the ilp
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So that goes on your saddle rails. What are you trying to do? I want to pull it out but I can't
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Just do that. Simply, simply, whatever. So that comes out of there and it pulls behind, keeps itself a little thing and zap
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How do you attach it? We need a child. No it goes over a stem like that, goes in between
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I'll see you in a bit. I know. Where are the snips? We do have snips, they'll be in the back of my van for the disaster we had earlier
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It wasn't just me. Can you see that? Right, so yeah you just throw it over the stem. It just goes over there
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Alternatives that you have to like hoop around. And then when you've got to wherever you're going, you move it and it goes zhoop under your saddle
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And the one I've had a go on, which is not that one, has been impressively alright. I thought it was going to be a load of not so good
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So you never know, do you? It doesn't have any gives, I think it's going to be a bit of a joke fest
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It's even quicker and less faff, which is like a god damn godsend with children. So use it more
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There we go, I've got it free. Yeah, it's called a bike taxi. I'm going to try this in a bit
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What end? You on that end, me the parent. What's in that box? This? Z bar plugs. You do that one, I've not seen it before
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So we've got a needle tool, tyre plugs, a knife and they go in the bar end. So there's things I can't, there we go
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So these go in your bar end with all this stuff shoved in it and then they're really tightly packaged
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Is that screwed? I was excited about this one for the knife
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Interesting. It's quite sharp. Is that metal? Feels cold enough to be, I reckon it's obviously composite in it, but that's metal
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Composite, yeah, and it's got some decent sized plugs with it. Always ready to just quickly. Do you use those
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Only in a panic. I've got into it so I usually just make it home, but I've always got them with me
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Z sealant. Z sealant, it's pink. Don't know an awful lot about this. It's got decent measurements on the side, it's got a tube so you don't have to
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I think that might be in, I don't want to open it. Wait, I've got a knife. Oh, we can open everything now
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It's got pull me open things. You cut through the bottle. This knife is not the sharpest. Is it not really? No, it's a type of only
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I know whatever, that's a tube. So put that over your valve. Go pink. Good, I'll let you know what that is
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Next, quick. One of these things. You read that. I'll see if there's anything interesting about bottles
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Oh, that's old and new, isn't it? It's wooden, like vintage. And a digital display
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It also comes with the battery full. You need to take the little plastic bit out. There we go
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Tighten the battery cage up. There we go. Digital. Yeah. Right, go
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Press the hand shrader out of the same goober. Yep. Oh, hang on. I don't want to put that in my valve
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Yeah, it's wooden. Right. Oh, that feels nice actually. It's not fake wood, it's actual wood
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Couple of bottles and bottle cages. I can't believe that. Pulse Z2 and Sense Pro 50 set
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That's for like dinky bottles, dinky bikes, dinky bottle spaces on bikes. That's a Ross sized
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Yeah, that'll last about as long as Ross goes out for. Hello? Snide comment
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That's a little bit bigger. It's called an L2. No, that's for me, that
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Have you got a compromise space also? Yeah. Yeah, fair do's. This little pump. That's a big pump, that, isn't it? It's a saucer, something my dad would say
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So you have a mount it to your frame so it's always with you
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And most importantly, proper pump. So you're not going to go bending valves
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We don't know how much it extends because we've lost the snips because Benji had a situation and took the snips
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We've cased basically an entire stream. Oh, there we go. My chain ring went into an L shape. Insert picture here of Benji's taco chain ring
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So yeah, a decent sized pump that's actually going to be useful
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I'm not just a little toy. The MTS, if that's the mini mountain and that little thing, I think is a bracket for it
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It is cool. Gizmo. Speaking of Jemba last week's gremlins reference is Gizmo
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This is also for putting on. You might need this because your bike can't accept like a lot of banks
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You have trouble putting the bottle you want on them. This is strap on bottle mounts
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Oh, so you can put a bottle mount anywhere. Yeah, it's not the white thing. The white thing you do not get
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So it's those things. So before we lose all the bits, I'm going to put it back in
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And you just have to look at the picture because I get it out. It won't make any sense
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That's a great. I didn't realize what that was. Well, that's really useful
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OK. The best of luck. Oh, and the trousers. The reflective leg bands, also known as do
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I'd say they're approximately 100 and sorry, 12 grams each and a 390 mil long
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Come on. We finally got some product and we're not modeling it. Thank God I'm finally safe
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I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am
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I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am. I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am
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I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am. I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am
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I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am. I'm not doing I can't do that. I just realized how much I am
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I just realized how much I am. No one will be wearing these with this suit
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I've just put it on. So do what? So we've got actually loads of really useful stuff
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We'll have to insert picture of the massive tubeless fish tank, whatever it's called
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Oh, yeah, we forgot that. I don't know what it looks like. I don't know. You describe it
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I don't know why I have to describe it. We'll put a picture, but it's like a tubeless inflator tank
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Yeah, but it's a foot pump. You know, when you see some organized camper pumping up their air bed and you think
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oh, I can't believe they remember to bring a proper foot pump. I don't think that's a pumping action. I think that's a release
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Oh, well, no. It comes with one of these hoses at the bottom and then you pump it
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So I'm going to sneeze and we need to go and take photos
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Where is Farmer John's, apart from all around us? I think we're in Stockport
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Yeah, just south of Manchester. What country is that? It's an hour drive
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It's near the Peak District, Marple. Is it? I think so, yeah
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Close to Marple. So if you haven't been to Farmer John's before, it will be in issue 154 of the magazine
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There's loads of sloppy woods, rooty. Yeah. There's a guy over there building an archery board, we think
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Right, cool. We might ask what he's actually making. We might get in trouble
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But yeah, loads of jumps. There's a cafe. There's a shower, I've spotted. Toilets
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Have I said there's a cafe? Yeah. There's a dirt school. There's loads of seating
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There's loads of seating. Loads of bins. Have you got any questions for me? I've got questions for you
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Have you? Yeah. Go on, quick. Where's your jumper? Don't want to get it muddy, because I can't..
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Good one, yeah. Yeah. How are you getting on today? I'll let you know, because I'm going to go and get back to it
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Have you not got any questions at all? No, because we've run out of time
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Right, fine. Right, we'll see you next week. Ask more questions, ask some questions
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Email them in via emails. Post them in if you want. Just fade him out
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There we are. Nice. We'll see you next time. Bye. The red light
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You don't like goodbyes, do you? No. Every video with Benji is in like..
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I don't want it to end. I think I'm going to forget some of that
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I'm going to forget some of that
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